I wonder if she'll even bother to e-mail me back...

[benchilada]

TO: PageantPhotos@aol.com
SUBJECT: Question regarding retouching a photo...
BODY:

If my child is black, can you make them look less black?
Oh, sorry, I see an example of that on your website now.

You call these pageant photos, so I wonder if the kids are turned away at the contests for not looking like their picture?

Also, where did you learn your

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[slipmesomething]

O...M....G.

I fucking hope this is a copy of an email you actually sent, and not some sort of "This is what i would send" kinda thing.

[benchilada]

Shit, son, as any of my friends will attest, I gots NO sense of shame or embarassment.

Also, I love calling fuckers out.

[hardly_angelic]

You, good sir, fucking rock.

[benchilada]

If this doesn't work, I have other ways...

[benchilada]

Dude, I think you've given yourself your autobiography title right there.

PRISON: MURDERER PRISON

[karlaanne]

ROFL

[andyluke]

Wow. You're going to bring her empire down. I hadnt expected this, I hadnt expected this at all. I'm gonna look around for a nice deck chair.

I just had a peek at her site, and got scared. I feel pity for her.