Comments | benchilada: As if missing some important body parts weren't enough...

benchilada

As if missing some important body parts weren't enough...

Jan 04, 2007 15:44

BY THE POWER COSMIC, WILL I NEVER BREAK THIS CYCLE?!

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toys in the bookstacks, silver surfer, victims, power cosmic, slavery, cosmic violence, abuse, toys reading books, galactus is a jerk, norrin radd, domestic violence, eunuchs

Comments 10

ajpursell January 4 2007, 22:37:27 UTC

"galactus is a jerk"

that is mind blowingly funny.

benchilada January 5 2007, 02:48:01 UTC

Yeah, well, how many times have you seen him backhand Silver Surfer?

I hear Norrin's too scared to file a report with the Celestials, though, and if he doesn't, they can't make the arrest...

_faroth_ January 4 2007, 22:59:53 UTC

Why do you have those books?????

hmmmmm What is stranger . . . Thinking that Ben owns those books, or thinking that he took the silver surfer and a camera to the library?

-j-

benchilada January 5 2007, 02:52:35 UTC

There are perks to working at a library with TEN MILLION books.

Seriously. We have over 10,000,000 books.

_faroth_ January 5 2007, 05:54:55 UTC

Nice. I could get lost for months.

-j-

duosiceprincess January 5 2007, 02:02:43 UTC

"the Loving Organ" ... bahahahahahahahahahaha!

And I'm afraid not Silvy, as you've just become Hollywood's new superpowered BITCH.

benchilada January 5 2007, 03:06:07 UTC

I thought you'd appreciate that.

My favorite was the combo of the Voluntary Servitude book and Men Who Beat the Men Who Love Them.

Tell me that's not Galactus and every herald he's ever had...

duosiceprincess January 5 2007, 05:09:51 UTC

Seriously, one of these days, his latest herald will snap and set his bed on fire.

kali921 January 9 2007, 21:43:45 UTC

Holy SHIT, the fact that you posted this means we are doomed to platonic soulmatehood. YES, I am a giant geek, and lover of ALL things Marvel Cosmic.

benchilada January 9 2007, 21:59:14 UTC

I hope you enjoy the rest of my Toys In The Bookstacks, fellow Omnigeek.

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