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Dec 22, 2006 09:37

Bag of Doom(tm) weighs SEVENTEEN POUNDS.

OCD or not, there has to be a better way.

Cleansing tonight, photos will be taken.

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"...there has to be a better way." demon59 December 22 2006, 16:38:28 UTC
Don't know about a "better way", but you might find a better bag,
here.
I would suggest a look at the messenger bags. The one I have has a special organizer pocket for small stuff (pens, keys, PDA, etc.), a mesh water-bottle pocket on the outside, a cell-phone holster on the shoulder strap, backpack style straps that stow away, and a carry handle at the top. It also has a zippered bellows extension for when you really need to stuff a lot in it. Got it at WalMart for twenty bucks.

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mitdasein December 22 2006, 19:19:17 UTC
Get one of those wheeled backpack things with the rigid pull-handle. Wear your dorkness with pride.

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fairyarmadillo December 23 2006, 01:11:37 UTC
You might be interested in this article about clutter-
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/21/garden/21mess.html?pagewanted=1&ei=5087%0A&em&en=7779df476b1f64c5&ex=1166850000

sorry for super long url

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draggonlaady December 23 2006, 01:50:25 UTC
better way? pack mule(s)! then you can have as much as you want :)

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funranium December 23 2006, 04:24:36 UTC
Amazing! I've lost 22lbs in the last 14 days. If I had a Bag O' Doom, then I wouldn't have any problems with those security booths with scales in them not think I was me anymore.

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benchilada December 23 2006, 04:42:07 UTC
You have security booths with scales?

You are truly a Mysterious Man.

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funranium December 23 2006, 04:44:24 UTC
Indeed, if your weight is above or below a certain threshold, they don't believe it is you anymore. Which means you can't get in, or as the case was yesterday, get out after you take a leak and drop under that minimum weight.

It sure would be good to be able to eat again.

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chronovore December 31 2006, 15:20:13 UTC
You work someplace very strange.

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