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[benchilada]

*ahem*

EARLIER REPORTS ABOUT AN ENORMOUS WHITE RUSSIAN WERE PATENTLY UNTRUE!

There is no huge White Russian here.

Not a one to be seen.

Nope.

...

Shut up, liver.

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Comments

[himynameisjamie]

I WANT WHITE RUSHINZ BUT AM DRINKING VERY AWESOME BEER. MAYBE I CAN HAVE BOTH?

[benchilada]

My liver is all like JESUS, SHIT, KNOCK OFF ALL THAT NOISE! but my stomach is all WHY CAN'T I TASTE BUSMILL'S, BITCH?!

[sickyprincess]

The first time I had a white russian I had also out-drank a man 200lbs heavier than I was. I think it was just my determination: I had the psychological upper hand in that I wanted to get really really drunk for the first time going for me.

At that point, I was so... well, drunk, that I was saying YES to any drink anyone offered me. Unfortunately, I was also too drunk to mention that I'm lactose intolerant.

Yeah.... threw that up. Neatly, though, right off of a bed into a trash can. I have pretty great aim, and have never had a white russian since.

The best quote of the night (as I'm told) was, when the boys were half carrying/half dragging me back to my dorm room, I said, "I can't feel the flooooorrrr...." and someone said, (accurately) "Just because you can't feel it doesn't mean it isn't there."

I was, as you can imagine, reassured.

Drinking champagne now, celebrating... sleeping in tomorrow and not feeling guilty about it!

[pensylvania_joe]

Now, is there no white russian there cuz it's all IN YOUR BELLY????

[ishitpinecones]

:(

[livenud]

My liver twinges in empathy. Last night: many girls at my house. Maaaaaany many bottles of wine were there. Now there are neither girls nor wine.

Liver is sad. Not least because it knows where wine went.