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[benchilada]

As a direct follow-up to last night's politics post:

WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY TONY SNOW:

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY "...the strategy for victory is working."

ARMED GANG KIDNAPS HUNDREDS IN IRAQ:

"Scores of gunmen wearing police uniforms kidnapped 100 to 150 employees from Iraq's Higher Education Ministry in a brazen daylight raid today. Up to 80

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[grafunkel]

This just in: Situation in Iraq is ass.

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Here's Tom with the weather.

[nyhamsterhouse]

Dear Mr. Chilada,

You are just missing the point, ok? You just don't understand. See, the strategy for victory is chaos, disorder, murder, and rampaging. And it's totally working! The End.

Love,
The White House

PS Seriously.

[groundbyground]

That's so serious, it makes me sad.

[nyhamsterhouse]

Yeah, I'm joking, but I'm also horrified/embarrassed. Christ.