SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

[benchilada]

TWO THINGS CONSERVATIVES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY RIGHT NOW:

--- Bipartisan

Shut up. You forgot that this word was in your dictionary for the last six years. Stop saying it in every fucking interview you give. You're sore losers and you can't handle that you're not the only ones making decisions any more.

--- It's time for the Iraqis to start taking

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[misfitwes]

RIGHT ON!

[nyhamsterhouse]

Balls, seriously. If by bipartisan they mean "ignore the minority party and the will of the people to push through dangerous, wasteful legislature," then, yeah, they were bipartisan. Fuckers.

And, responsibility? Why don't we take freaking responsibility for destroying that country, inviting in Al Qaeda, etc.

BLAH!

[benchilada]

I want to ask them if they remember a little country called AFGHANISTAN.

Or is that old fucking news?

[nyhamsterhouse]

Dear Mr. Harping on Old Boring Stuff,

We barely know how to spell Afghanistan. Once we realized that 1) they have no oil and 2) capturing Osama is hard, we decided that our money and troops would be better spent elsewhere, where there is Money, and where there's more shit to fuck up. Like, where in Afghanistan would we have hung the Mission Accomplished banner, see?

Please stop bothering us about all this ancient history, ok? It's distracting us from the disgusting slate of bills we want to pass before we are out of power: massive tax cuts for the wealthy, legitimizing our illegal wiretapping program, and other things that go bump in the night.

Now, excuse us while we go plunder. I mean, plunder.

Love,
The Republicans

PS Does North Korea have oil? Just wondering.

[nykki]

That might have been the funniest, saddest, truest thing I've ever read.

[the_crowchan]

FUCK SHIT!

Greedy dogfuckers can't do this forever. Rats are on notice re: fleeing the ship. Donald Rumsfeld has been thrown to the ravenous minority party and they're still not satisfied. They've tasted blood and they want more!

(More! More! More!)

[benchilada]

I'm the same way. If it's not in a work situation, it's not just that I can't keep my mouth shut, it's also that I WON'T.

Good on you for keeping your guns at your side, Cap'n.

[donchep]

I get your point but it's not what *CONSERVATIVES* aren't allowed to say, but the looney religious right neo-con Bushies aren't allowed to say. Remember a lot of those Democrats who won were voted in by conservatives. Heath Shuler, Tester in Montana, etc.
And one more hting those guys aren't allowed to bring up is *FAMILY VALUES*
When voting for healthcare, a livable wage, and a prescription plan for the elderly I want to ask them. What would Jesus do?

[benchilada]

Fair enough.

And I LOVE those last two sentences.