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[benchilada]

For those of you who are relatively new here, I occasionally do something I like to call Fuck With My Art, in which I quickly write a silly little story and then have people muck about with it. If you scroll through some of those entries, you'll find some truly amazing stuff that people have done.

Truly spinning shit into gold, some of them.

Well, in

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[funranium]

You are most kind. The true reward was getting to write the phrase:

"Get a piece of the Old Testament *wink, wink*"

I have just successfully made translating the Dead Sea Scrolls sound dirty FOREVER.

[funranium]

A bit I deleted because it just didn't jibe:

This isn't a jealousy thing mind you. I've gotten comfortable with the fact that Cleopatra, Helen of Troy, The Virgin (HA!) Mary, and innumerable other female historical personnages have slept with the vast majority of the living American males of the 21st century. The restorative nature of time makes it seem as like the safest one night stand ever, but there seems to be a bit of paradox there. Theoretically, a historical personnage most take the time in their lives to do something historical significance, not just giving 2.3 million high school students their jollies annually.

I am assured by temporal physicists that this "All sorts itself out, don't worry about that", before they pad away quickly in their hemp sandals. I admit to having had a fling with Eleanor of Aquitaine, but it creeps me out thinking of all the SCA people who have probably done the same. I don't even like being in the same room with most of them.