Photos of My Recent Life

[benchilada]

We begin with the checks I ordered, with my very own drawing on them. Please notice the special message under the amount line...

Comments

[violet_hemlock]

Awesome...I love how your fasmily all look alike. And the Checks...RULE! I wish it was 1987, ,cause I would so get custom checks made. You are all OLD...checks. funny. The by-line about the cyborg monkey is quaint. Do people think you are crazy or just funny when you pay for shit.

Oh...I just heard that David Cross hangs out at some bar in SF every week. Its in Crack-ville...But shit. I dont drink, but I am sooo gonna go but him a beer.

[benchilada]

Ajay and Nathan are my half-siblings, technically, but I never call them that. They're my brother and sister, fuck that half shit.

The custom checks cost me a few bucks more -- important, since I'm poor -- but I was tired of boring-ass checks.

Haven't had a chance to use them yet, they just arrived.

Forgot you don't drink. I'll drink for you.

And I'm not THAT old. Kinda.

[ishitpinecones]

What kinda tripe was it? I assume good old cow.

[benchilada]

I assume. She gave me that "But...you're WHITE!!" look when I ordered it.

[ishitpinecones]

I'd hit it.

[g0dz17la]

3 comments in one.

- The food pr0n looks great! :)

- I wanna touch Sara's shirt

- "Chicks to Share" LMAOPIMP!!!11!1one!!

[g0dz17la]

Oh, and DUH, I wanna see that movie too!

[benchilada]

Halfway through it, and it's FUCKREDIBLE!

Anguirus pulling a Sonic the Hedgehog in Shanghai.
The awful American Godzilla--in full computer-generated glory--ravaging Sydney (I hear Real Godzilla hands him his ass later).
Unnecessary martial arts.
Mutant human beings.
Ryuhei Kitamura's directing.
A revamp for King Caesar.

It's all monsters and fighting all the time.
It's modern while managing to be a nod to everything that has made the Toho Godzilla franchise.

Can't wait to finish it...and I have a feeling I'll be in tears, being an enormous girl and all.

[carrot_khan]

I must have a copy of "The Manliness of Christ". It's a porno, right?

[benchilada]

Don't we wish, love?

c-ing you

[sarx_phagos]

I happened upon your lovely wife, Sarah, at Parkland, last Tuesday. What a coincidence.~~Nick

Re: c-ing you

[benchilada]

She made mention of that, she did...