Okay, fine, so there's ONE POINT for dogs

Dec 06, 2005 04:53

And that point is: they don't throw up all over you and your wife while you're sleeping.

benjamin
4:48am

sara, vomit, isis, cats, puke, dogs

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maitrix December 6 2005, 14:10:28 UTC
Are you sure that wasn't you and you're blaming it on the cat?

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benchilada December 6 2005, 14:14:06 UTC
Did I have a rum and diet cherry coke?
Yes.
Was I so drunk that I mistook Friskies for complimentary pretzels?
No.

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maitrix December 6 2005, 14:52:33 UTC
"Nice shirt.! Nice haircut!"

It's the pretzels - they're complimentary. HAHAHAHAHAAAA *SNORT*

(Super-punchy this morning - not enough coffee yet)

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benchilada December 6 2005, 15:22:05 UTC
All cats throw up. It's what they do. I imagine that on the resume of every cat, as a bullet point, is "Willing and able to throw up anywhere, at any time."

When they're sick, you know it. They start telling Anne Frank jokes.

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bobbo_y_bobbo December 6 2005, 18:22:32 UTC
Actually, I know of at least one instance of a couple being yuked-upon by their dog while sleeping. The dog in question had eaten a three-days-dead mourning dove, so the experience was extra-special for her people.

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benchilada December 6 2005, 19:04:28 UTC
Ugh. Okay, so maybe that wins. Is life slowing down for you yet, Dr. Bob?

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bobbo_y_bobbo December 6 2005, 19:18:38 UTC
nyet. week and a half at least, maybe more.

{hyperventilates, passes out}

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assclouds December 7 2005, 07:17:55 UTC
Isis has powers you can't even imagine.

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