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[benabik]

"I am filled with God's love! *throws a bible at someone*"

"I just try to remember that every time God closes a door, He opens a window."
"...so we have something to jump out of."

Too many people lose sight of the difference between righteous and self-righteous.

Comments

[eseme]

That is a darn good movie. Someone was watching it and I got about the last 2/3s of it. Very funny, and very true- I lived in Iowa. 0.o

[froborr]

I once sat through something or other my sister liked. All I remember about it was:

10-year-old with heavy Southern drawl: And on the third day, God created the Colt bolt-action rifle so man could hunt the di-no-sours.