CEB: oh jeez, i don't know eridan. CEB: i am pretty pissed off but i really just don't like hurting people. CEB: maybe you should ask dave though, he can probably smack you around a bit if you want. CEB: i mean if you're into that kind of thing.
CEB: ... CEB: ... CEB: woah ok. hold on. CEB: i never said i hated you. CEB: i am just angry because you are being kind of an asshole. CEB: i think you might be taking this the wrong way.
CCA: no john CCA: i can see that hatred CCA: i can tell that youre feelins are so black right now CCA: you dont havve to be modest about it CCA: really
CEB: oh my fucking god. CEB: you really are hateflirting with me, aren't you? CEB: dude, you obviously need your glasses checked. CEB: there is no hatred here, only annoyance. CEB: and outrage. there was some of that too. CEB: but no hate. CEB: no...just. dear god, no.
[Takes a minute before you get this message so he can filter it]
CCA: wwell then maybe if you dont hate me CCA: wwe can forget our differences here and havve a truce CCA: a pact CCA: i mean CCA: im pretty sure you wwouldnt be bad at the red quadrant either
[It takes a minute or so for a response. Not because he has to filter it, but because John is just THAT disturbed by what he is reading here. He really can't believe it. Eridan, have you no shame?]
CEB: ... CEB: dude. CEB: no. just no. CEB: not interested and not a homosexual. CEB: besides, i thought you were red or whatever for gamzee. CEB: jesus fuck, he hasn't even been gone a week!
CCA: wwell sure i lovve gam CCA: but lets face it john CCA: hes probably not comin back CCA: there are more fish in the sea CCA: i just havve to catch them
CEB: you don't know that. CEB: everyone who has left has come back. CEB: dave has come back twice. CEB: i guess it's good that you are not dwelling on it? CEB: but still... CEB: anyway, just keep your fishing rod away from me. CEB: because, again: not interested.
EB: ... EB: there are no feelings for you to be getting, eridan! EB: i don't like you like that! EB: i don't hate you like that! EB: one: i already like someone. EB: and two: now, pay attention because this is the important part. EB: i. EB: am. EB: not. EB: a. EB: homosexual.
EB: was that clear enough for you or do i need to spell it our letter by letter?
CTG: never knew you trolls had such a sense of humor
CTG: this was seriously hilarious
CTG: so thanks for the laughs i guess
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CEB: did i read that right?
CEB: did you seriously just ask me to hurt you?
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CCA: i asked if you wwere mad enough to
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CEB: i am pretty pissed off but i really just don't like hurting people.
CEB: maybe you should ask dave though, he can probably smack you around a bit if you want.
CEB: i mean if you're into that kind of thing.
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CCA: hes my friend
CCA: besides its different if its wwith someone wwho hates you
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CEB: ...
CEB: woah ok. hold on.
CEB: i never said i hated you.
CEB: i am just angry because you are being kind of an asshole.
CEB: i think you might be taking this the wrong way.
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CCA: i can see that hatred
CCA: i can tell that youre feelins are so black right now
CCA: you dont havve to be modest about it
CCA: really
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CEB: you really are hateflirting with me, aren't you?
CEB: dude, you obviously need your glasses checked.
CEB: there is no hatred here, only annoyance.
CEB: and outrage. there was some of that too.
CEB: but no hate.
CEB: no...just. dear god, no.
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CCA: wwell then maybe if you dont hate me
CCA: wwe can forget our differences here and havve a truce
CCA: a pact
CCA: i mean
CCA: im pretty sure you wwouldnt be bad at the red quadrant either
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CEB: ...
CEB: dude.
CEB: no. just no.
CEB: not interested and not a homosexual.
CEB: besides, i thought you were red or whatever for gamzee.
CEB: jesus fuck, he hasn't even been gone a week!
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CCA: but lets face it john
CCA: hes probably not comin back
CCA: there are more fish in the sea
CCA: i just havve to catch them
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CEB: everyone who has left has come back.
CEB: dave has come back twice.
CEB: i guess it's good that you are not dwelling on it?
CEB: but still...
CEB: anyway, just keep your fishing rod away from me.
CEB: because, again: not interested.
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CCA: but youre missin out
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CEB: but i'm pretty sure i'm not.
CEB: but if that helps you sleep at night then feel free to keep thinking that.
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CCA: im gettin really mixed feelins here
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EB: there are no feelings for you to be getting, eridan!
EB: i don't like you like that!
EB: i don't hate you like that!
EB: one: i already like someone.
EB: and two: now, pay attention because this is the important part.
EB: i.
EB: am.
EB: not.
EB: a.
EB: homosexual.
EB: was that clear enough for you or do i need to spell it our letter by letter?
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