it's the rabid jackalopes again
I was hit with the crackiest RPS bunny ever this morning, and even though I'm not going to write it (I'm pretty sure I'd be thrown out of fandom if I did),
So, Jensen gets magically turned into a dog (I TOLD YOU IT WAS CRACK) somehow. Maybe one of the props they're using is actually a cursed object. Whatever. Anyway, Jared finds him wandering around set and, thinking he's a stray, takes him home for the weekend. And at first Jensen's all upset (obviously, since he's a dog now) but then it turns out that Jared likes to wander around naked when it's just him and the dogs, and his giant hands feel really ridiculously good when he's petting Jensen, and then it's not really so bad. Plus, he finds out that Jared's secretly addicted to girly movies and grapefruit shampoo, which he's never going to stop making fun of him for (well, once he's not a dog anymore).
But! Then he figures out that Jared's kind of depressed about something, and from phone conversations he gathers Jared's pining for someone, someone who's apparently male (Jensen's a little hurt that Jared never told him anything about this) and all his friends just keep saying Jared should tell this guy, but Jared says he doesn't want to mess things up. Then Jared gets upset because Jensen doesn't show up for something they had planned (well, he's there, he's just not his actual human self) and doesn't even call, and he's worried that he did something or said something and Jensen knows, and then Jensen gets that it's HIM that Jared's pining over, and he's kind of weirded out. But then he chases his tail for ten minutes and steals Harley's ball and Jared feeds them all dinner, and then he's pretty much over it.
And then, at the most awkward moment possible (like, while sleeping on Jared's bed or laying at his feet or whatever) Jensen changes back. And Jared is all freaked out, but Jensen just tells him to shut up and kisses him. And then Jared informs him that he has the worst dog breath ever, so they have to wrestle a bit until Jensen's honor is restored, and then he brushes his teeth and there's sex. THE END.
Oh, God. I can't believe I just wrote that all down. These are the kind of thoughts I really shouldn't TELL people I have.
So, Jensen gets magically turned into a dog (I TOLD YOU IT WAS CRACK) somehow. Maybe one of the props they're using is actually a cursed object. Whatever. Anyway, Jared finds him wandering around set and, thinking he's a stray, takes him home for the weekend. And at first Jensen's all upset (obviously, since he's a dog now) but then it turns out that Jared likes to wander around naked when it's just him and the dogs, and his giant hands feel really ridiculously good when he's petting Jensen, and then it's not really so bad. Plus, he finds out that Jared's secretly addicted to girly movies and grapefruit shampoo, which he's never going to stop making fun of him for (well, once he's not a dog anymore).
But! Then he figures out that Jared's kind of depressed about something, and from phone conversations he gathers Jared's pining for someone, someone who's apparently male (Jensen's a little hurt that Jared never told him anything about this) and all his friends just keep saying Jared should tell this guy, but Jared says he doesn't want to mess things up. Then Jared gets upset because Jensen doesn't show up for something they had planned (well, he's there, he's just not his actual human self) and doesn't even call, and he's worried that he did something or said something and Jensen knows, and then Jensen gets that it's HIM that Jared's pining over, and he's kind of weirded out. But then he chases his tail for ten minutes and steals Harley's ball and Jared feeds them all dinner, and then he's pretty much over it.
And then, at the most awkward moment possible (like, while sleeping on Jared's bed or laying at his feet or whatever) Jensen changes back. And Jared is all freaked out, but Jensen just tells him to shut up and kisses him. And then Jared informs him that he has the worst dog breath ever, so they have to wrestle a bit until Jensen's honor is restored, and then he brushes his teeth and there's sex. THE END.
Oh, God. I can't believe I just wrote that all down. These are the kind of thoughts I really shouldn't TELL people I have.