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[bellkt]

Now that the pregnant woman scare of this century has passed, I can now properly focus on not hiding out in my own flat in fear of her hormonal rage after Lee. I can't believe I actually used up sick days so that I wouldn't have to leave and be met face to face with herI've made lists. None of which I actually got past the first few ( which were

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[mr_gentleman]

The Invisibility Task Force are hiring again, I don't know if anything in that field would interest you.

[bellkt]

I hardly think when it comes to me, I think "stealth". I trip walking down a hallway.

[alexthegreat80]

She's gone? Finally!

[bellkt]

I know, right?

Normally I'm more sympathetic to those with children, but I don't think I've ever wanted to actually punch a pregnant woman before.

Is that bad? I think in my case, I had reason to.

[bonedeep]

Aww, I'll be sad to see you go if you do leave Witch Weekly, but playing Quidditch sounds like much more fun!

[bellkt]

It just.. doesn't cut it.

Maybe if I worked for something more promising?

[bonedeep]

Oh, don't worry about me. You should definitely do something that you find more interesting!

[inaspiral]

No one's as good as me.

Other offers. Hmm. You could be a knee model.

[bellkt]

I heard it's difficult to get into. I'd have a better shot with my calves.

[inaspiral]

Trouble with calf-modeling is that there's not a lot of work available. That and people sometimes get confused, it'd be embarrassing if you got an offer from a farm magazine.

[bellkt]

But my knees look like they've been attacked by a a bear.

Perhaps I should generalize and go with whole leg modeling.

[frobishing]

I think lists are a good way of prioritising your goals, but you need to make sure you have a plan of how to achieve your goals.

[bellkt]

I have to plan to make a list. I'm lucky if I even get around to doing that.

[frobishing]

Goals need to be SMART: Specific, Measureable, Achievable, Realistic, and Timely. I learnt that in primary school and it still helps me.