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[belldandy_kechi]

GOD! THESE JOKES ARE SO FUNNY!! (the ones i highlighted in green i thought were hilarious!)

Q: How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two -- one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

Q: How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eleven -- one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the

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[captainassho_le]

Penn was the best. Now I gotta think of a UC Davis joke. Hmm...

[belldandy_kechi]

haha yeah i thought so too!! And the BU one, those two were my favorite!

[captainassho_le]

Q. How many UC Davis students does it take to fix a lightbulb?

A. One if you're a graduate student. If you're an undergraduate it will never get changed.

I'll try to think of a better one later.

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