Fic: Pest Control (1/1)

[bellatemple]

Title: Pest Control
Author: Bella Temple
Category: Crack, AU
Rating: light PG-13
Warnings: Crack. Light sexual content, cursing, and drug use. Loose interpretation of the American legal system. Bad pun animal names. Nontraditional structure.
Spoilers: Sort of vaguely through season 5.
Author's notes: This is really probably not what roque_clasique was thinking

Comments

[counteragent]

hahahaha
This was delightfully cracktastically fun.

[bellatemple]

That's what I was aspiring to. Thanks!

[honeylocusttree]

This calls for *so much fanart*. Sam,king of the squirrels! There should be a hat. And Sam's face under the hat, completely and utterly unimpressed by the entire world.

Also thanks to you my headcanon Alastair is now a giant demon squirrel.

Completely ridiculous. I giggled like a fiend. Would recommend.

[bellatemple]

As opposed to those smaller squirrels? I mean, they're all clearly demonic. ;D

My dad has a thing about squirrels. He once wore a head-to-toe plastic blue hazmat suit to go chase them out of our attic.

[maisfeeka]

Too funny!

[bellatemple]

No such thing. Thanks!

[harrigan]

I had squirrels in my attic once! Oh, this makes me wish I could have called Sam-n-Dean!!!

It's appallingly ingenious how well this fits with canon! LOL!

[bellatemple]

Yeah, once I got the alternate canon timeline going, it was like a run away train. "Okay," I thought. "So at least one of them has to die because a squirrel ran out into the road. . . ."

[caffienekitty]

SQUIRRELS! Evil bastards!

[bellatemple]

Indeed! They're terribly conniving, they are. The cuteness is only a ruse.