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Dec 12, 2007 09:05

1. I made cookies last night, and they somehow managed to come out both undercooked and overcooked. SHOULDN'T THOSE TWO THINGS BE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE? I blame the pre-made cookie dough. Cookie dough should always be made from scratch.

2. Hey guys, was that the last episode of How I Met Your Mother? If so, I'm gonna go sit in the corner and cry. SODA WATER WILL GET ANYTHING OFF.

3. winter_baby, are you watching Tin Man? If not, you should check it out. I think it'd be right up your alley.

4. I am so excited to finally be posting this picspam! DEAN FACES. I've had this one in mind since I started capping, and kept noticing all these hilarious Dean twitches and expressions I hadn't really noticed before. Along with all the classics, of course. But it took so long to cap all the episodes, and then find all the right caps, and sort 'em, and colour 'em, and YADA YADA NOW IT'S DONE!



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20 Favourite Dean Winchester Faces



I call this one The Ginormous Frown Face. I actually find it a bit frightening, and I'm pretty sure that if you stare at it for too long there's a risk of slipping in to a lip-induced trance. So view with caution. This one is also a perfect example of why I sometimes refer to Jensen as Gumby Face in my head.



Clearly a totally different face than the first one, right? I think so. HIS LIPS ARE SO VERSATILE. I call this one The Duck Face. Right? Duck face? Get it? Guys, that top right one KILLS ME. Who says 'no' to that face? Oh man, I can't believe I out of nowhere remember this, but he totally used that face on Gumby Girl Lisa. Then again he used a lot of faces on Gumby Girl Lisa, none of which I could fathom saying 'no' to.



Another classic Dean FACE. It's like a smug shrug of the face. IT'S A SHMRUG.



The Smiling As Defense Mechanism Face. Mostly seen in association with Sam attempting to force Dean to confront and deal with his Man Pain.



THE BOOBIES FACE. That glazed over, wide-eyed face he gets when confronted with an attractive bosom, I mean woman. I feel like I should find it offensive or something, but I'm sorry, I JUST CAN'T, IT MAKES ME LAUGH TOO MUCH. Few things will ever be as funny as watching Dean turn on a dime from his Eating Face to his Noticing Tara Benchly Face in Hollywood Babylon.



I'M GOING THROUGH THE CLASSICS FIRST, OKAY GUYS? Dean's In So Much Pain He's About To Pass Out FACE. I maintain that Jensen and Nathan Fillion give the best pained expressions in the business. And I will forever not so patiently be waiting for those two to perform together and have some sort of pained expression competition.



I call this one The Elvis Face. Right, right? Oh man, I don't even know. I can't stop marveling. The man is a master FACE actor. He must practice in front of a mirror. Is anybody born with this kind of FACE repertoire? I don't think so.



The Clenched Jaw Face. Bless.



The Broken Face. Often, but not always, associated with The Single Perfect Tear.



The Waking Up Face. Dean wakes up like it PHYSICALLY CAUSES HIM PAIN TO DO SO.



The Little Boy Face! I don't know what it is, but every now and then, usually in conjunction with Dean being super pleased about something, his face softens and lights up, and he suddenly looks all of five years old. IT'S ADORABLE.



The Puffed-Out Cheeks Face! Or, The Blowfish Face. The hilarity of this face is self-explanatory, yes?



I have... absolutely no name for this face. But I do love it when he does that.



The Genuinely Offended Face. One of my FAVOURITES. Most of the time insults roll right off of Dean and get thrown back in the direction of the sender, but every precious now and then Sam will say something that hit's a real nerve, and this expression of genuine offense will flash across Dean's face. I just love so much that it is actually possible for Sam to hurt Dean's feelings from time to time despite Dean's insistence that his food is NOT gross and he IS a joy to be around. OH, BOYS.



The Closed-Eyes Face! Don't tell me I'm the only one who's noticed how Jensen'll deliver entire sentences of dialogue during a blink. Okay, maybe not entire sentences, but enough that it's totally noticeable. I've never seen anything like it, and like all the faces in this post I think it's hilarious and adorable, and I wouldn't change it for the world.



The Wink. You guys, HE WINKS WHILE HE TALKS. Sometimes, like in the bottom left cap, it turns in to a full on wink, but most of the time it's only an almost wink. OH, DEAN. It's kind of astounding that someone with so many quirky FACES can still be so smokin' hot.



The Lip Bite. Self-explanatory. Which is handy as it renders me mostly speechless.



THE CRINKLED NOSE FACE. Crinkled noses, people! Is there anything more adorable? And Dean's nose crinkles SO OFTEN. I could have done a whole picspam just on the crinkled nose there are so many instances of it.



THE SNORT. I'm pretty sure you have to already love Dean to find this one endearing. Because, I mean, snorting is never not gross, right? Except on Dean it's just one more bit of hilarity. It's sometimes associated with obvious precursors like having just been punched in the face, while other times I think it's just a tough guy thing.



The 'I Hate You' Smile. Just maybe my favourite of all Dean's faces. That tight, forced, complete contradiction of expressions. The lips say happy while the rest of his face clearly has more dubious intentions. A face Sam knows all too well.

THE END

ETA: The Sam Winchester Version.

(I'd prefer it if the images in this post weren't used for batches of shareable icons and graphics and whatnot because I did spend a lot of time colouring them myself. The originals can all be found at Bella Caps. Please feel free to go to town with those *g*)

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