002 ☠ audio

[believeslegends]

Okay, so this ship? And everything? This is all messed up. Rochelle, you weren't kidding when you said it, I believe you now. Captain, I think I can just take my leave now, okay? Because it's-- This is all crazy, I don't even know what's going on anymore!

[long pause followed by an audible sigh. Why did you people have to be so stupid and let that

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[thenotmagician]

Just be careful, kiddo. I'd say we've got at least another week or two before shit goes back to normal. The Captain's crazy or whatever, but I'd think he wouldn't let this keep up for much longer.

[believeslegends]

Another week?! It's gone on long enough, hasn't it? People have been getting and-- dying It's too much already!

[thenotmagician]

I know, I know. But apparently this brat we up and let out of her cage is one nasty bitch. Would say it could be worse, but y'know, if there's a possibility it could... I don't wanna find out.

[believeslegends]

[ajflkasdjf feel free to interpret as grunt/yell of frustration]

Have any of you thought of a way to, I don't know, put her back?

[evillyaffable]

Think of the poor arrivals who showed up in the middle of this mess.

OOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL /pulls to bosom

[believeslegends]

Yeah, there's that too. This place is so screwed up.

When'd you get here?

/LATCHES ONTO KAT LIKE A KOALA BEAR

[evillyaffable]

Two days ago. Really helpful, listening to this communicator and only hearing people asking for help. [ Actually, he finds it pleasant, but hey ]

MY BABY. wtf envy, was one angry teenager with daddy issues not enough.

[believeslegends]

Yeah uh. Sorry about that. Were you able to get anyone to answer questions?

[talkingfishbone]

Sokka was fine last I saw him...

[Gideon hasn't come back yet, though, and he's starting to get worried. He sounds worried. Worried and trying to hide it.]

I thought the plan was Stay In Our Rooms Until Crazy Girl Gets Bored With The Idea Of Maiming Us. I'm, personally, not married to the current plan, so if you know something I don't know, I'm all ears.

/THREADJAK

[withanokka]

[Oh, hey, that's Hiccup.]

Yeah, that's basically the current version of the plan, but I'm not entirely fond of it either, so.

And yeah, Jim! I'm okay! Except, you know, well, I keep going to grab things and there's nothing to grab them with. But I'm good!

[talkingfishbone]

Jim, huh?

Jim! Try to get him to cross his arms next time he sees you. That never gets old.

[withanokka]

You know what? It's not gonna be funny when I've got both arms back.

[You are just ASKING for a noogie, man. If not much, much worse pranks.]

[ntjstapwn]

The only plan we have right now is to wait.

*:/ Marco is not happy with this plan. He doesn't bother to hide that*

[believeslegends]

[yeah Jim's not really satisfied with this plan either.]

And while we wait, that little girl's going to keep doing stuff like this to everyone.

[ntjstapwn]

Sadly we don't have enough information to do anything other than that.

[believeslegends]

Not yet anyway.

[rocklikerunaway]

[This guy knows Sokka. He is apparently from space like Samus. And he wants to know the plan.

... Sweet.]

This is the plan.

It stinks.

You got any ideas?

[believeslegends]

Uh...

Trying to think. [You can probably hear the sounds of metal tinkering in the background]

[rocklikerunaway]

Oh so that's what that noise is for? Thinking. What are you, some kind of space robot with metal for brains?

Or is that just the sound of you trying to 'take your leave?'

'Cause ya know, escape plans usually work better if they're quieter.

[Says the girl whose default escape plan is "collapse a wall."]

[believeslegends]

Huh, what? [stops because... what.]

Oh- No, no, I'm human, I'm just working on building something.

And who're you supposed to be?