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[believeslegends]

Very funny, guys. I hope you remember I know a lot of futuristic ways to torture you both.

How do I wash this stuff off?

[locked to Silver | 60% unhackable]

Hey, you around?

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[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

[A cleaning question, huzzah!]

Do you know what they used?

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

Oh... I've never met such a nice alien before you.

[audio]

[believeslegends]

...

I'm not an alien, I'm a human.

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

...

Humans come from earth though.

[audio]

[believeslegends]

There are other planets with humans on them, y'know? We exist out there.

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

Not for my world. They haven't really gotten past their own solar system... I think.

[audio]

[believeslegends]

...Huh. I don't know then, maybe it is the future.

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

Maybe... Hm, well good luck with the marker Mister Jim.

[audio]

[believeslegends]

Thanks. For the advice.

[audio]

[talkingfishbone]

A black marker.

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

What kind of black marker? Water soluble? Permanent?

[She's using her mother voice, Hiccup, be careful.]

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[talkingfishbone]

Well, see, the--the thing is we--

We don't know. I mean, Sokka and I, we can't--

We don't really...read whatever the language the marker had on it. So...

[Ugh, this is bad! He's ruined Jim's LIFE. He's gonna be stuck with a dragon and brand for the rest of his--

WAIT A SECOND.]

Wait. Wait, hold on, lemme get it.

[Picture]

[talkingfishbone]

[Have a nice still of Hiccup holding up a permanent marker for the camera. He picked it out because it's rather pretty, don't you think?]

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

[Aw, Hiccup. How cute, if you know... the marker wasn't permanent.]

... Oh dear.

[audio]

[believeslegends]

...

That's it, when I get this stuff off, I'm teaching you both how to read English.

[audio]

[talkingfishbone]

Okay.

Awesome.

Sounds good to me.