Jayuses, poo, farts, and sheer absurdities.

[belenen]

a 'jayus' is "a joke so poorly told and so unfunny that one cannot help but laugh

Comments

[belenen]

I shouted with laughter at that. Suzu would find me an excellent audience :D

[belenen]

:D I feel ya! I think I like absurdities even more, and when they're mixed I just die laughing.

[alycewilson]

The one about the monkey falling out of the tree is actually sort of funny! My 3-year-old loves poop jokes, too. In fact, he's kind of a little Beavis right now, running around and saying "Poop" and then laughing crazily.

[belenen]

haha! well all of them made me shout with laughter, but my sense of humor is not sophisticated ;-)

[crazed_delusion]

I don't think fart jokes will ever stop being funny.

Also being in the gaming community 69 jokes are hilarious and the go to. What level is this? 69!

[belenen]

I agree! Everyone's all "I'm 12" and I'm like "I'm 31, I laugh, it's the not-funny that makes it funny." ;-)

[sidheblessed]

Jaysuses are my specialty (and Finn's too come to think of it.) ^____^ My friends and I spend a lot of time making fart jokes and laughing when one of us farts. So of course I was crying with laughter at these.

Have you ever seen either of the Despicable Me movies? The Minions in them make lots of jayuses. My favourite is when they're just standing there saying "Butt!" to each other and giggling.

[belenen]

OH MY GOD Despicable Me, yes, I loooooooved them! that part in the second one where she says "he's putting on lipstick! he's swatting a fly! he's chopping his head off! he's... pooping?" is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen, I had to pause and rewind because I was laughing so hard I almost peed myself. I gotta add that to this entry.

[sidheblessed]

I cried with laughter at that bit. Also the bit in the first where Gru is showing pictures of his plans to his boss and is like "I break into his lair, I steal the laser, I sit on the toilet..."

Did you know they're making a Minions movie? So excited!

[cheshire23]

And then of course the kids take that out of context.

My younger daughter thinks the "Grab my butt!" scene from Frozen is the funniest thing ever and keeps saying it.