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SO THE GIRLS SAW BILLY AND ALI AND BILLY CARRYING BABY JACK INTO THE CLUB AND THEN THERE WAS BEECAKE AND BILLY WAS WEARING BLACK AND THEN THE GIRLS WERE LIKE HEY IT'S ORLANDO BLOOM AND I WAS LIKE WTF ORLANDO BLOOM NO IT'S NOT AND IT WAS ORLANDO FUCKING BLOOM WITH THE FUCKING HAIR THAT DEFIES GRAVITY AND THEN LATER WHEN WE WERE ALL DEAD FROM BILLY'S HOTNESS AND THE STARING AT ORLANDO DURING SINGING WE TURNED AROUND AND THE OTHER GIRLS WERE LIKE HEY CHECK OUT THOSE COWBOY BOOTS THAT'S TOTALLY VIGGO MORTENSEN AND I WAS LIKE BITCH NUH UH AND THEN I WALKED AROUND HIM AND IT WAAAAAAAAS VIGGO MORTENSEN AND SO YOU SEE I AM DEAD NOW AND HAVE TO BE BURIED IN THE ALLEY BEHIND THIS CLUB.

ETA AND ALSO OKAY SOME PEOPLE JUST CAME IN AND SAID DOM WAS IN THE PARKING LOT AFTER SO BASICALLY HELLO VIGGO AND ORLI AND DOM AND BILLY ARE ALL TOGETHER TONIGHT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH