"Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad."
Diogenes the Cynic

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What a loser.

And continuing with the theme...

I watched this video again today and I can't believe how funny it still is to me. I mean-- it's been a good year since I first saw it, and I've seen it since then, but it never ceases to ( Read more... )

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway."
Elbert Hubbard

"The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side."
James Baldwin

"Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age."
William Feather

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1. The performances went really well this weekend. Russ B. and Damien J. were there Saturday night (sitting noticeably far apart), and Julie M. was there this afternoon. We'll see how the reviews look. Not too concerned either way as I'm pretty happy with how it's all going, but at the same time: who doesn't like to see a good review, you know?

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"Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes."
Aaron McGruder

Okay: Real quick-like, before going to bed...

1) Legislator: Sorry for calling unmarried teen parents 'sluts'

A state lawmaker who used a derogatory term Wednesday to describe unmarried teen parents as sexually promiscuous today apologized for using the ( Read more... )

I listened to the Grey Album for about the 246th time tonight on my way home from rehearsal.

Now whenever I hear anything from the Black Album it just sounds wrong.

Still and all-- that is a damn fine li'l cd.

99 Problems

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The Grey Video

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So... Shrek the Third? Not super great. Some funny parts, I thought, but not super great. Glad I didn't have to pay for the rental. Good ol' Blockbuster Online.

Watched it on the couch all curled up in a sweater and three blankets. My gas/electric bill was so high this past month with all those cold days that now I can't stand to turn the heat up ( Read more... )

Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears Speaks Out

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Wow. Listen to her peal outta there. Yowch.

Teach 'em young, y'all. Teach 'em young.

H'llo to my friends in CA! Check it out! Now you don't need to visit!! =D

Wait wait-- that came out wrong...

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And yes, I tidied up for this.

Not that it was as bad tonight as it often is, to be fair. But ain't no way it looked this good before I decided that for tonight's video I'd show you CAts my bachelorette pad with the 324 brown and black dining ( Read more... )

Okay Keturah. Being a new mom there's a lot of stuff you're gonna need to know. And it sounds like you've got one heck of a momma of your own to teach you what you need to know. And that's great and all. But she's not going to be there next to you when it comes time to talk to Peanut about every little thing he or she needs to know. You've got to ( Read more... )

Stop whatever you are doing for the next nine minutes and fifteen seconds and watch this video.

Oh. My. God.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

This is hilarious.

I debated posting it because it's also kind of creepy and off-putting. For me. And it's my blog. But oh no-- it is just too funny to not post. Every line is a gem. Though none so funny as those about the peenuhs.

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