Michael Bay Is Something Of A Pervert

Jun 30, 2009 23:49

And as I've said before I say that in the most positive, supportive... yay way possible.

Hey I'm a habitual lurker. I do write but was always more of a Sam/Megatron fan, so nothing really ever came to me about Bee/Sam.
After seeing the latest movie though- wow, just wow, the pervyness on all fronts. I know this strictly isn't just Sam/Bee but I ( Read more... )

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seiberwing June 30 2009, 14:19:53 UTC
Given what 'lubricant' from Bumblebee seems to be, I can guess why he didn't want it in his mouth.

What's weird with Bumblebee is how not only he clings to Sam and wants to protect him, but also wants to make very sure that Sam stays with Mikaela. Does he just think he's good for her or what?

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zeil9523 June 30 2009, 14:23:45 UTC
Or he doesn't view her as any real competition for Sam's affection.

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mimi_sardinia July 1 2009, 15:01:34 UTC
Or they're a threesome.

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postpossibly June 30 2009, 14:44:23 UTC
Yeah. I wouldn't want that either.

I dunno, Mikaela's pretty badass. I think Bee approves of her, at the least.

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anonymous June 30 2009, 14:28:43 UTC
...I kept getting distracted by how many Autobot ass shots there were...

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anonymous July 2 2009, 15:43:55 UTC
Mee too. XD Asses, ouh yeah.

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uglybeautiful13 June 30 2009, 16:08:46 UTC
Lol. The hole tragic scene of Sam "dying," too, when Bee just... gave up. That was... so freakin sad.

The garage scene was pretty BeexSam abundant, too. I mean, Sam came right out and said, "You know I love you, man." Yes. We all know that. Thnx. Lol.

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rikunghts July 1 2009, 03:14:24 UTC
Maybe THAT'S why he was so reluctant to say it to Mikaela... 8D;;

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uglybeautiful13 July 1 2009, 05:49:27 UTC
Well, yeah. How could he love Mikaela when he's already CLEARLY in love with his super-hott, super-fly car?

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bluelunacy7 June 30 2009, 16:30:39 UTC
Two word: Devastator’s balls

And I would like to point out that this is the second movie that Megatron is pursuing Sam. There was the “you’ll be my pet” thing in the first movie and now then “Interrogation” in this movie that Megatron seemed to be enjoying *way* too much. So at the very least it looks like to me some one-sided Megatron/Sam going on here.

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robin99 July 3 2009, 20:20:11 UTC
Devastator’s balls

I almost died lol

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marikunin June 30 2009, 16:52:05 UTC
Devastator's balls
Sam's "death"
the oral.....*thinks* rape? scene in the garage....
....the robot!girl with the giant tongue....
....there must be more...XD

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ickaimp June 30 2009, 19:34:35 UTC
.... the humping dogs....
Judy's topic of conversation while high...
Soundwave as a Tentacle Monster...

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rikunghts July 1 2009, 03:16:01 UTC
... don't forget Wheelie humping Mikaela's leg...

OH GOD I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought of that with Soundwave XD;;

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marikunin July 1 2009, 13:31:11 UTC
LOL YES. XD

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