my ailments

[beeshy]

so i'm convalescing at home until tonight because i woke up in my dorm yesterday with something caught in my throat. i tried to cough it up in the bathroom, and i could feel it in my mouth so i tried to grab it with my fingers and pull it out-- thinking it was phlegm stuck in there or something. as i pulled, i slowly grew to the horrific

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[babyblues16]

uhhh bshea. that is kind of gross?
loveyou.

[polarityreeks]

so yeah when i saw this pic i thought you had split your tongue or something but i think you were just holding it down to get a better shot of your dangly thing. anyway, hope you're better soon.

p.s. i'm back in boston this semester. yay!

[lizzvoltage]

viral infection or some such nonsense

you know, you're f*cking worrying me a great deal, because FOR MY HEALTH I KIND OF NEED TO KNOW IF OR NOT I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THIS, being that we were hangin out for an evening plus, and stuff...

[beeshy]

yo, chillax. i left you a message saying you need not worry and i totally mean it. the doctor said nothing bout it being contagious.

[lizzvoltage]

word up but 'viral' tends to be 'bad news'

glad yer doin better!

riiiiiiight

[anonymous]

So I skimmed the post real fast and thought you were talking about vulvas. Which . . . you don't have . . . and should also not pull on.

Right. Wow.

Feel better, dude.
Maugs

[shinxy]

ew brendan.
ew.

no, on second thought, the fact that your uvula is that big kicks ass. Not that, like, i'm glad that you're stuck with a viral infection, but just the fact that it grew to that size is awesome.