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[beerbuzz]

I need a revolution.

Funny quote by somebody unknown
"I sit there with a downcast glance,
Tried to fart and shit my pants"
I laughed for like 5 minutes.

My shmoopy love poem I had to write for a class
"You make my tummy ache
like I ate some comet
When I see you in the hall
I get butterflies and I vomit"

I like it.

Comments

[slyjim3]

Holy shit, I commented! What the hell happened? "Schmoopy" is the best term ever coined by an english teacher, and your poem gave me a little tingle in my bottom!