3rd course: Yes, yes, very clever. Fun's over.

[beejinthewalkin]

This whole curse day thing is the deities taking the piss, is what it is. First I'm using "lolspeak" -not a fucking word Jack Bourdain or we'll see if you ever get to fuck my mouth again- and then everyone and their dog forgets everything.

How am I supposed to find perfect veal when my connections can't remember that they're dealing in premium

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[warped_inside]

You know that vowing to stay inside on curse days will only prompt the City to hit you with a curse that takes away your house, right?

[beejinthewalkin]

... our fair dieties are a wee bit vindictive, aren't they? I suppose there is really no getting around the curses.

I read that you were hit by the last one pretty well. Bad luck on that, gorgeous. You want to forget your woes for a little while I'm all yours. My smart mouth is just as good at eating a girl out as it is a cracking wise

[[ooc:strikes are so very hackable should Tosh choose to, Steven's not really "smart"]]

[warped_inside]

I would definitely rate this curse in my top five worst ones, but probably not at the top. But then I haven't been here all that long either. I imagine there'll be worse eventually. On the other hand, some of them aren't so bad. Fun, even.

Also, you may want to have someone show you how to encrypt your account a little better, unless that's your usual method of going on the pull.

[ooc: ahahaha Tosh is all "O RLY?"]

[beejinthewalkin]

It's rough, love. Having to face down the choices you've made in your life, see the other side . . . My curse selves would either be in prison or - god help me - no know how to cook.

Ah. Yes. I'm not technological. My fancy equipment has a sharp blade or makes pretty flames.

[justashow]

Does the awful lot of pretty make up for the pretty awful lot?

[beejinthewalkin]

Well that all depends on how well I get to know the pretty. Although, after that whole "lolcat" fuckery is going to take a whole lot of blowjobs from really stunning chef groupies to be a'right.

... and I wasn't even effected by the really bad curse.

I'm Steven, by the way.

[justashow]

Chef's have groupies?

Kyle.

[beejinthewalkin]

...

Cooking is like sex. With more variety. A good meal - a really good meal, a meal that Jack or I cook - is the best seduction known to gods or men.

[ohrosalita]

Oral sex and food preparation. Two things only usually found together in myths about Mcdonald's mayo.

[beejinthewalkin]

Oh, darling.

Why don't you swing by sometime and I'll show you how much fun oral sex and really fantastic food can be?

[ohrosalita]

Individually, I'm already aware. Together and I'd hate to have your laundry bills.

[beejinthewalkin]

You've never been with a chef and you've never had a truly exquisite meal, love. I can remedy both of these things for you.

Steven, incidentally. Steven Daedalus, sous chef.

[valentineluke]

I hope the cooking is far better than the language.

[beejinthewalkin]

... Ha! All of the best chefs in the world are foul mouthed, ego centric, pervert, addict bastards.

[valentineluke]

With clean hands?

[beejinthewalkin]

Of course. Cleanliness and godliness and all that rot.