yeah, ive got eye surgery scheduled for tommoorw so that i can have slanted eyes. and then the next day i am going to get my skin pigmented asian and have it be perfectly clear...in fact...im just becoming asian
nope, it doesnt make you emo, it makes you asian! hey, if you're going for eye surgery, i guess you're going to have to go for a skull reshaping too.... you know, since their eyes arent that far in their heads and all... and you're not allowed to grow anymore, and forget about swimming, you're going to have to get into something like gymnastics or diving... something the asians are good at! well, i hope you have a great flight! love <333
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just let your hair go curly so you blend in less there. because we can't have you just blending.
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hey, if you're going for eye surgery, i guess you're going to have to go for a skull reshaping too.... you know, since their eyes arent that far in their heads and all... and you're not allowed to grow anymore, and forget about swimming, you're going to have to get into something like gymnastics or diving... something the asians are good at!
well, i hope you have a great flight!
love <333
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