[video] when you get to my door tell them boris sent you

[bedsidemanners]

[Raphael looks terribly bored and regretfully normal, lounging around lazily on a couch

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[ video ]

[shall_yield_us]

[ ..........of course he'd be blissfully unharmed. ]

As equity goes, I see there's none today.

[ video ]

[bedsidemanners]

Tired of it already? I'd make a pretty lackluster monster.

[ video ]

[shall_yield_us]

Of your face? Always tired. It's pretty, prettiness is mediocre. Aim for beauty or the grotesque. Why, you'd make a lovely Quasimodo.

[ video ]

[bedsidemanners]

Not my face. Why you're so bent on spoiling what good moods I have, I'm not certain.

{ video }

[bringdarknights]

[Don't ask where the broadcast is coming from, but a pair of eyes can be seen staring into the screen. This sound increases in volume before decreasing.]

None can resist...

{ video }

[bedsidemanners]

[... admittedly, that is slightly unsettling.]

Resist what.

{ video }

[bringdarknights]

You'll see.

[Boyish snicker that rapidly gets distorted to that horrible noise.]

{ video }

[bedsidemanners]

You're pulling a prank. Go away.

[valentineluke]

How dull for you.

[bedsidemanners]

I wouldn't say that.

[valentineluke]

Majority affected are far too inexperienced to properly use their new upgraded senses. You could don a costume and mingle at the 'party' outside.

[bedsidemanners]

I don't do costumes.

[child_radical]

...if I didn't know any better, I'd say that would've been a pick-up line. One that's usually reserved for a horror movie, mind you.

[bedsidemanners]

You're not impressed? I got better reception at home, I'll admit.

[child_radical]

I'm apparently the poster child of cynicism and sarcasm, I'm expected to remain unimpressed about most things.

[bedsidemanners]

You're pretty young to have that label tacked on you already.

[ voice ]

[i_archmagus]

[A man's quiet hiss of a voice comes onto the feed.]

The lore of this City is not anything I have heard of previously.

[ voice ]

[bedsidemanners]

This isn't the lore of the City.

[ voice ]

[i_archmagus]

Did I need to clarify? What a waste of time.

The lore within this City. I am already aware that it is a nexus.

[ voice ]

[bedsidemanners]

And how long did that one take you?