Porn Battle - (Hyakurin/Rin, protective streak) (Kakuzu/Hidan, guro) (Sakura/Sai)

[senri]

Three drabbles for insanejournal's porn battle. I meant to write more, but it kind of didn't happen. D:

Hyakurin/Rin, protective streak
Genre: Gen
Warnings: M
Fandom: Blade of the Immortal
Characters: Hyakurin/Rin.
Notes: tl__dr's prompt I believe? ;)

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Comments

[hohaiyee]

//“There’s no profit in dismissing things out of hand.”//

As an agnostic, I approve of this message!

I know guro doesn't have to involve Regular Sex as well, but I kinda wish there were...but that's probably why I don't count as a guro fan. I wrote a fic where Kakuzu kept strangling Hidan, and I totally dig that Kakuzu would rip Hidan up a bit before fucking him or during. Dismemberment isn't my /kink/ though, I think it's funny, but not hot.

Even though I clicked for the KakuHidan, I like the Sai Sakura one better, they are my other fucked up couple.

You WIN for this part: "Oh god, and he really meant it, too. Sakura could just picture him briskly plowing through a pile of bad romance novels and Icha-Icha specials, arming himself for the rigorous mission ahead of him: successfully pleasuring a normal female."

WIN so much.

[senri]

*agnostic fist bump* Damn. We get a bad rap. But we know we're cool, right?

You know, this time around, it's been kind of funny... people who come for SakuSai stay for KakuHidan, people who come for KakuHidan stay for SakuSai. Maybe they should double date. All I can picture for that is Sai making fun of Hidan about his penis and Kakuzu and Sakura agreeing that their partners are idiots. IDIOTS.

Sai is a puddle of socially-awkward adorable ♥
It makes him so much fun to write.

[kaatsu]

Aaaaaa!! You. You are too good to me. ＆hearts;＆hearts;＆hearts;

It is beautiful! Such a strong, erratic Hidan voice, such delicious Kakuzu dialouge. And pretty gore. :D I LIKE IT SO MUCH ILU. <3

And ffff, the other ones! Lolling at the Sakura/Sai. Poor suffering Sakura. Poor dumb Sai. They are my favourite het pairing. It is like Sakura/Lee, but somehow even worse.

[payback]

*LOVES LOVES* I've been so lame about getting you the other drabbles I owe! I HAD TO WRITE YOU YOUR THING.

I am glad you like *_____*

LEE/SAKURA/SAI... THIS IS COMING INTO MY MIND NOW... AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL...
I also think Kakuzu/Hidan and Sakura/Sai should double date. Sai can make denigrating remarks about Hidan's penis. Kakuzu and Sakura can mutter to each other about what complete morons their partners are.

[vernajast]

Ah, well done! I think (isn't sure yet) that this is my Sakura OTP, too. Mostly. ;P It was well done. One little thing to fix: "Being those cat-slitted eyes" should probably be "Behind those..." right? :) Your characterizations were spot-on! (eh, I only read the Naruto ones ^^;)

[senri]

Oh gosh, it... has to be my favorite, mostly because Sakura and Sai bounce off of each other in such a hilarious, dynamic, funny way. It's not your storybook romance but it's so fun to write and so dysfunctional, and I love it.

Ahh thank you so much for the typo corrections! I write really fast and directly into the comment box sometimes, lol, so I miss these things. ♥