Johnnys Jr FIC MEME

Mar 22, 2010 21:50

Johnnys Jr. FIC MEME Because they don't get enough love ( Read more... )

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anonymous March 22 2010, 21:23:43 UTC
Who I want: Yokoo Wataru/Nikaido Takashi
What I want: Nika fails at confessing. A lot.
Extra: Yokoo appreciates getting a small hand-held vacuum cleaner to make cleaning the dressing room table easier, but doesn't understand it's supposed to be a declaration of love. The rest of Kisumai is highly amused and snarky but supportive.

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anonymous March 23 2010, 00:17:11 UTC
I laughed so much at the thought of Nika buying 'a small hand-held vacuum cleaner'!
I want to read this written!

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honest intentions pt.1 anonymous March 23 2010, 07:13:58 UTC
"What... do you get someone," Nikaido said slowly, as if thinking about it a lot, "who likes to clean too much?"

"Chill pills obviously," Fujigaya said, eyeing the huffy way Yokoo was wrestling with the twisting neck of the vacuum cleaner that had fallen upon him out of the closet. "And more chill pills."

"Also," Kitayama drawled from the couch, "more chill pills."

"WOULDN'T IT BE NICE," Yokoo said loudly, "TO HAVE CLEAN, SUPPORTIVE BANDMATES LIKE KEI-CHAN."

"I think you mean neurotic," Fujigaya said, nudging Tamamori out of the way to fix his unibang in the mirror. He was thinking about Tegoshi.

"Desperate," Kitayama added, thinking about Kato.

"AT LEAST THEY TRY," Yokoo said, "AND DO. WOULD IT KILL ANY OF YOU SOMETIME TO JUST LEND A HAND."

Suddenly inspired, Nikaido broke out of his deep thoughts and lent Yokoo a hand.

"Thank you," Yokoo said, dripping with irritation as he untangled his long limbs from the snaking vacuum with Nikaido's assistance. "At least somebody loves me ( ... )

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honest intentions pt.2 anonymous March 23 2010, 07:15:31 UTC
Meanwhile, Yokoo had spied some melon bread crumbs on the floor under the dressing room table. Marching over to the hand-held vacuum cleaner, he picked it up by the nozzle and held the handle out in the direction of the Fujigaya-Kitayama-Kawai trio.

"Whose fault is this?" he demanded, pointing at the minor mess. "Take responsibility!"

None of them owned up.

"Aren't you going to use it, Wattaa?" Nikaido asked.

Yokoo gave him an incredulous look. "Is it my mess? I don't think so."

Nikaido blinked as if slapped.

"But Nika bought it 'specially for you yesterday!" Senga protested. "Specially, Wattaa!"

The Fujigaya-Kitayama-Kawai trio cracked up laughing.

Nikaido gave them his best dirty glare, but unfortunately for him they were being too self-absorbed to notice.

"What on earth for, Nikaido?" Yokoo demanded. "I do enough cleaning around here without being given the role permanently by you of all people!"

Feeling hurt by Yokoo's unfair irritation, Nikaido burst out right back. "Because I like you and I thought it would make you ( ... )

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OP here~ anonymous March 23 2010, 08:25:24 UTC
*flails* OMG I love you, anon-writer-san! *cough*

That is one of the most hilarious things ever.

I can't even decide what's my favourite part, I would need to quote like half the fic. OH GOD, SO MUCH HILARIOUS SNARK AND AWESOME AND CUTE AND PERFECT. <3<3<3<3

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OP here~ again anonymous March 23 2010, 09:28:14 UTC
Still flailing, seriously.

Yokoo/Nika for the win~ <3<3<3

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Re: OP here~ anonymous March 23 2010, 09:42:01 UTC
LOL, oh anon-chan~♥ i'm glad you like the silliness that much! it was a fun request.

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Re: honest intentions pt.2 anonymous March 23 2010, 12:50:20 UTC
AHAHAHAHA xD Oh god, they're all so mature. The Kitamitsu/Taipi/Fumito parts cracked me up. So did most of the rest of the fic, but yeah xD;
Lol so hard at Yokoo's checklist of reasons to check A.B.C-Z's room~~ And Tottsu providing the soundtrack at the end ♥

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Re: honest intentions pt.2 anonymous March 23 2010, 14:03:05 UTC
omg this was AMAZINGLY EPIC. I can't quote my favourite part because EVERY SENTENCE WAS SO AMAZING. AND HILARIOUS. Definitely hilarious. You are amazing, anon-san. I luv joo.

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Re: honest intentions pt.2 anonymous March 23 2010, 14:22:54 UTC
I lol'd for a good 10 minutes about the small onigiri's survival instincts

And I'm still flailing about the rest of the fic!

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Re: honest intentions pt.2 anonymous March 24 2010, 21:22:27 UTC
LMAO I died at the "unibang" and have remained dead ever since XDDDDD

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anonymous March 23 2010, 20:25:18 UTC
"Like cake for a fat kid," Fujigaya said.

"You mean a Fattymitsu?" Kawai cackled.

"A fatty your mom," Kitayama told him.

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I also loved the onigiri thing and Nika confessing was very cute xD. The entire fic was absolutely brilliant <3

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