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It is time to balance my meme karma, since I've been abusing both suzukiblu and banditjoeykuba's awesomeness lately.
So I will be writing anything Avatar, Transformers: Deadzone, or Transformers: Animated in the comments. Including any AU I've babbled at you about. Or any AU you can think of. Or anything involving my OCs. (I will only write other people's OCs with their ( Read more... )
So I will be writing anything Avatar, Transformers: Deadzone, or Transformers: Animated in the comments. Including any AU I've babbled at you about. Or any AU you can think of. Or anything involving my OCs. (I will only write other people's OCs with their ( Read more... )
The next six years in the Fire Nation palace were exceedingly boring. Ursa left, Ozai usurped the throne, Iroh was depressed, and the grandchildren did grandchildren-like things that Azulon mostly ignored in favor of the servant women.
Ozai, sadly, got rid of the concubines. His younger son either bought into the ascetic sage nonsense or was obsessively in love with his wife. Neither option entirely thrilled Azulon, but he'd always known Ozai was a mistake.
After Sozin's Comet, the situation changed. His son, of course, utterly fumbled actually winning the War, but the Fire Nation palace was full of exotic, beautiful women. Azulon was willing to be magnanimous and overlook Ozai's general ineptitude ( ... )
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It's just-- so Azulon. Such a horndog. Master cockbender indeed! One can only wonder how many other royal bastards you've spread across the world.
Also I still think Katara immediately followed waterbending the ghost by barging in on Zuko and Mai and screaming at him about being molested by a ghost. Because LULZ.
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Azulon does so love the ladies. Very much. In fact, the Avatar ladies should be happy he's dead because then they don't have to worry about pregnancy.
That would lead to major LULZ.
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Oh God. SPIRITBABIES.
Everything must be done in the name of lulz. *marks down for her prompt list*
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I fear your prompt list.
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Well, that's a nice way of seeing your death and ghosthood.
He'd always known Ozai was a mistake.
I laughed too loudly at that. Gee, Azulon, tell us how you really feel?
I shouldn't be enjoying this drabble as nearly as much as I did, but his flippant nature and just... everything worked very well.
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I like writing Azulon around women. He... enjoys them. A lot. Which makes him so very much more pleasant than when he's dealing with Ozai. ^__^
(Also, woman, tell me you have LJlogin to help with switching IDs all the time?)
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It's... almost kinda hard for me to think of young Azulon. I go all 'yeeech!' when I think about him molesting pretty girls. Like a long haired Mr. Burns, he is.
(... ... ... no. I did not until you mentioned it. Where has this BEEN all my life? I've been journal RPing for YEARS.)
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I had to write him for a Vampatar ficlet, which led to finding out he's a womanizer. A bit of a jerky one, but hey, Azulon.
(I've been wondering. It's the most useful Firefox add-on I've ever found.)
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Well, I’m sure he had to do something after capturing so much territory in the Earth Kingdom for kicks and giggles.
(I’m just ultra, ultra old school and logged in or hit the ‘sign in as someone else’ option. I'm sulking at folks who knew about it for years.)
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And while on the campaign. All those pretty green-eyed women.
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I'm amusing myself with the idea of green eyed firebenders, though gold seems to be more dominate in genes. Or so I would suspect?
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I am not sure how many of the green-eyed ones wind up as firebenders. I tend to do 'bending as a general ability with which specific type you use based on things like when you're born, where you're born, and your family line. So probably there are a number of strong earthbenders in the Earth Kingdom who can trace their family line to the Fire Nation royals. >_> (And there's at least one feral airbender who can.)
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I had some fun with a friend of mine, kaisertsar_kris. We kept babbling about Toko Sprog and about the FUN the court would have if Toph's first born happened to be an EARTHBENDER.
We predicted the court would be in mass panic and worry and demands for them to try again.
(Ketsu? Forgive me, I don't know how to spell his name off the bat.)
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Hah, that would be fun. ^__^
(No, not Ketu. Ketu has a very simple family history - Mama was raped by a Fire Nation soldier. Also, he's too young to be Azulon sprog.
Jae Hwa is the one. It's actually her grandmother who is directly an Azulon sprog.)
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