Trainwreck Synrome Engaged!

[beckyh2112]

*finishes reading a really OOC Vortex/Hook rapefic*

I-

The fail is off the charts.

Hook could mop the floor with Vortex, verdammit!! There is no way that trying to beat up the Constructicon could possibly work! FAIL. FAAAAAAIIIIILLLL

Comments

[seiberwing]

I was debating whether to show that to you. I'm rather glad I didn't.

And never mind that even if Vortex could take him down, he's smart enough to be aware that he'd be meeting five other pairs of fists in a dark corridor at the next possible opportunity and the rest of his team ain't gonna defend him. And that he's just pissed off the base MEDICS. In a MILITARY BASE.

Such fail.

[dunmurderin]

Actually, I think the rest of the Combaticons would defend him against the Constructicons -- they'd do it because you have to stand up for your teammates no matter what, otherwise everybody's going to think they can take advantage of the team as a whole without fear of reprisal. But afterwards, behind closed doors, what they'd do to Vortex would be decidedly unpretty.

[charles_rb]

"Whoops! So sorry Vortex, it seems we have inadvertently punctured your morphcore and severed your spinal strut, making you unable to transform or walk EVER AGAIN. And for some reason, your wallet has vanished."

[lunatron]

You are made of epic win.

[ravenclaw_devi]

Is it bad that I now want to read consensual Vortex/Hook (set up intelligently, taking into account that the Constructies and Combatties aren't the best of friends)?

[lunatron]

There is nothing to say that they don't get along, actually. Okay, so Devastator and Bruticus once fought, but hey, orders are orders.