I can't get enough of these

[beckyh2112]

Borrowed from lyssie.

And I totally write fandoms besides Transformers!

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

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Gauntlet is thrown! Really hard!

[dunmurderin]

Ok, some of these skirt the line of stuff I don't think you'd write and buck up against stuff I'd like to see you do but for the purposes of the exercise, consider me defiantly taunting you to write these! TAUNT!

1. A Powerglide/Warpath hurt/comfort fic -- except that it's not a big angsty injury, but something that plays on Warpath's err...attatchement to his cannon's shininess.

2. The ghost of Captain Jack Sparrow gives Harry Dresden fits. Heck, it likely teams up with his spirit in the skull dude. (Note: only read book 1 of the Dresden files so my grasp of names is teh sux).

3. A dramatic piece using Mike the TV from ReBoot

Re: Gauntlet is thrown! Really hard!

[beckyh2112]

"That's Captain Jack Sparrow, mate." The ghostly pirate waggled his fingers at me.

"Right, Captain Jack Sparrow." I felt like rolling my eyes, but I still didn't know just how dangerous this ghost was. He didn't sound like he was from around here, though. Very southern-feeling.

His clothes were straight out of the sixteenth-century. Old ghost, then, with a lot of power if he was around this long.

The ghost flickered solid, and I suddenly got a better look at him than I had when he was transparant. Black hair in dreadlocks, kohl-lined brown eyes, tan skin... Definitely from way south of Chicago.

He was looking at me funny, too.

"You... remind me of someone." Sparrow edged towards me, expression puzzled. "You're all- magicky."

[seiberwing]

1. Hi-Tech/Destro. ;_;
2. Bob becomes a virus. Megabyte considers what to do with this development. The rest of Mainframe angsts.
3. Hot Shot returns home, with Blurr tailing him to keep him out of trouble. But can the both of them keep Dame Rumour's establishment out of trouble?

[beckyh2112]

The metal goes down Destro's chest below his ribs, and it's as warm and supple as his skin. Flexible, too, but it's harder than skin ought to be. Being kissed by the Cobra agent is hard even when he's trying to be gentle.

And he does try to be gentle, Hi-Tech can tell, does try to make this easy for him as they sprawl out on his massive bed.

It doesn't hurt that Hi-Tech is fascinated by his body, by the blend of metal and flesh. The grey, supple metal covers Destro's entire head and most of his chest, less of his back, all of his left arm but his right arm is untouched.

Red cybernetic eyes watch him while he runs his fingers across the join of metal and flesh, almost daring him to go further than this.

[seiberwing]

^_______^ *wants more now*

[sapphirebreeze]

See, my problem is, I get the impression is that you'd write damn-near anything, anyway. I mean, hell, you just did a 50 sentences over our Mutants & Masterminds RPG... and not just the RPG, but alternate universe versions of the characters from that RPG! XD

Coming up with something you wouldn't write is more challenge than I'm up to!

[beckyh2112]

*giggles* Other people have said something similar, too.

... So things you'd like to see me write but don't expect me to do anytime soon? ;-)

[sapphirebreeze]

1. Elita One is incompetent.

2. Firemind does not have sex.

3. Captain Hook. Anything.

[beckyh2112]

Darcy smiled brightly at the man trying to buy her a drink. "Oh, I couldn't accept that. My boyfriend would get so upset."

"Well, what your boyfriend doesn't know-"

"-Won't hurt you," Keith finished as he came up behind the man. "God, you're not buying her that horse-piss, are you? Have you no sense of taste?"

The dark-haired man scowled at Keith, and his fist clenched.

Darcy got up and snuggled up to Keith's side. "Hi," she chirped.

Happily, this particular guy could take a hint laid on thick enough, and she didn't have to do anything violent or creepy at all. Plus, Keith had no interest in her virtue due to her having the wrong set of chromosomes. Win-win situation!

[lunatron]

1. The one where the Aerialbots get owned by, uh... Rumble

2. The one where Emirate Xaaron converts Sideways to Primus-worship via the power of reasoned debate.

3. The one where Maliar does community service.

[beckyh2112]

Reasoned debate == sweaty man-love? *hopeful*

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Eject manfully restrained from saying 'I told you so'. For one thing, he rather liked the Aerialbots. Sure, they were young and stupid sometimes, but so were a lot of Autobots. Besides Eject knew the programming instructions Optimus had given Vector Sigma, so he couldn't entirely blame the Aerialbots for being idiots.

For another thing, he was pretty sure that Silverbolt would drop-kick him.

[sapphirebreeze]

Reasoned debate == sweaty man-love? *hopeful*

But... but... robots don't sweat! *confused.*

You'd have to stick them both in Luna's superverse, and that's just asking for all sorts of trouble to begin with!

[lunatron]

...superverse Xaaron is so very screwed for one thing. He's just an old, crochety man with no powers. Unless you count being very smart and persuasive.

At least Old Man Batman had transforming, remote-controlled Batcars.

(They do sweat in the comics!)

[sosogomi]

*nibbles* But D: You right so much.

1. Bluestreak in a het fic

2.Ummumm >_> Cobra Commander/ummummm D: Hi Tech I DON'T REMEMBER THE SHOOOOOOOOW.

3. <.< Starscream and his three little jetlings.

*hides*

[beckyh2112]

"Hello, my darlings," Starscream crooned as he stepped into the room with the three triple-changer jovens

[lunatron]

*Cackles.* I wonder from where the kidlings got the sensible genes...

[beckyh2112]

Scrapper!

I can't think of anyone else who could have put it in.