Krispy Kreme Poverty

[bec_87rb]

This afternoon we stopped by Krispy Kreme on Route 1 after a hard morning of shopping for stoves. As the husband parked, a portly man in ratty athletic shoes was crossing the parking lot and talking to a carload of well-dressed black ladies

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[k1cup]

"You all are Christians, right?"

"Oh good God no," the husband replies.

I really enjoyed that.

That's great.

[chhinnamasta]

So what are we to conclude from this morality tale? That atheists are more Christian than Christians?

[bec_87rb]

Haha - in this case, the atheist gave the beggar the dollar, while the Christian over here dodged it. Not sure if I can draw any broader meaning than that, but I sure liked his mild-mannered "Oh good God no." I told him that he had denied the Christ in front of the holy Krispy Kreme, and he was due for some serious Godsmite.

Godsmite

[carvinkeeper12]

Is that like vegemite?

Re: Godsmite

[bec_87rb]

It's similarly punishing.