Comments | beboots: Sparklepires, oh my! (Oh Twilight, you are so easy to mock)

beboots

Sparklepires, oh my! (Oh Twilight, you are so easy to mock)

Feb 25, 2011 19:30

At the behest of mightyinkas , I've been convinced to make a post of all of the really funny pictures I've compiled that, well, hate on Twilight. See original post here.

I usually don't hate on something like this. I'm more of a live and let live kind of person. I'm normally not one for taking potshots... but Twilight makes it so easy. >_> Just to be clear, ( Read more... )

moving pictures, my thoughts - let me show you them, crossover craziness, sparkly vampires, omg vampires!, craziness, linkspam, daguerreotypes and other photography, procrastination station, check this out omg

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beckyh2112 February 26 2011, 02:59:07 UTC

LJ-cut, please.

beboots February 26 2011, 03:05:34 UTC

Curses!I thought that I had. Apparently I fail at my formatting skills. >_> Sorry about that.

danatheleseus February 26 2011, 03:02:35 UTC

This made me laugh. oh, god this is ridiculus. I love it.

beboots February 26 2011, 03:08:15 UTC

I am glad that you enjoyed it! :D I have a ridiculous collection of images saved off of the internet in My Documents. >_> I need to share them more often. Goodies for everyone!

pyrasaur February 26 2011, 05:12:00 UTC

Oh man, I laughed so hard. Hang on, hang on, I'll see that and raise you some Jurassic Park.

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beboots February 26 2011, 05:32:49 UTC

EXCELLENT! <3 ( ... )

pyrasaur February 26 2011, 18:48:13 UTC

Haha, nice. Raptors make everything better.

beboots February 26 2011, 19:02:22 UTC

My thoughts precisely!

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beboots February 26 2011, 20:33:20 UTC

Yay! I'm glad to spread the humour! :D

feral_shrew February 26 2011, 20:27:50 UTC

It is extremely easy to mock. Potential/probable-roomie and I ended up talking about it... she brought it up because we were talking about Harry Potter, that was it, and then we were talking about the sparkly vampires.

NOT. FUCKING. VENOMOUS. In any sense of the word. Poisonous, yes, but NO VENOM.

/cut rant

beboots February 26 2011, 20:33:06 UTC

But isn't poison passive (like poisonous frogs that seem it through their skin, or poisonous plants that will make you ill/kill you if you injest them) and venom active (like scorpion or snake venom that must be injected by the animal)?

Although if you're talking in a metaphorical sense, yes, the Twilight series is probably poisoning the minds of your youngfolk... ;)

feral_shrew February 27 2011, 08:41:57 UTC

It depends on the origin of the venom. Apparently they've changed definitions, since komodo dragons follow no standards of poison previously known. (Also, holy crap. Vicious, big, giant bite of sharp teeth, AND its venom thins blood. It's one of many animals I never want to see up close and personal without sturdy zoo enclosures between me and the lizard.)

Ugh. NOBODY should want an Edward, except perhaps as someone for a much more desirable life-partner to utterly destroy in comparison.

beboots February 27 2011, 17:01:09 UTC

Yeah, komodo dragons I admire from afar. >_>

The only Edward that I would want in my life would be an Edward Elric. Fullmetal Alchemist was one of my strongest fandoms for the longest time.

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