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[alcortz]

For those of you who know me, here's a little something just to let you know I drop by every now and then. For you fresh little youngsters, bask in my glory, while I introduce you to Mike.

Comments

[disheveled_pash]

Boy half that shit isn't working...
However it's nice to see you.

Fucking bastard. I miss the fuck out of you.

[alcortz]

It's funny how one little question mark, instead of a greater than symbol, will fuck up a whole post.

In any event, it's fixed. Enjoy.

And yes, I'm a bastard, but you know this. Patience, darling. How's the husband guy?

[laotzu02]

Hope you make it home safe, man. The car bombing sounded pretty crazy... glad you guys were able to take care of the assholes responsible.

We've been studying the news a lot more in Chinese now, and I hear of these car bombs rolling into checkpoints like that. I've just never seen actual pictures of the aftermath.

[alcortz]

There are other pictures that some other dudes have that are better. Plus, this isn't even half the story. It's way deeper than that. I just didn't feel like getting into it again for this post, because most of the bitches won't want to hear about it.

90 days is an eternity.

[errantly]

Thank you for making this post.

Liberal or no, I'm rooting for you to make your return date. Here's to your first "Welcome Home" party. :)

[alcortz]

Like I said, 90 days is an eternity. We're far from being out of the fire... but thank you just the same.

If I live, I'll be in Vegas from December 8th - 11th playing the role of Man-Whore Extraordinaire. Now that's a party.

[alcortz]

Fun, eh?

[closedcurtains]

I did a double-take when I saw your username. This is intense stuff.. I can't wait for your sexy return.

[alcortz]

Others are not so enthused... but I thank you just the same.