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Name: Mark
Age: 22
Geographical Location: New Orleans, LA
Astrological Sign: Leo
Occupation: Elitist Extraordinaire
Stuff
Three Turn Ons:
(1) those who conform to my accepted standards: hot!
(2) those who raise my esteem & theirs while lowering others': so hott!
(3) those who know people better than those people know themselves & inform them about it in a crude confrontational manner: I'm creaming!
Three Turn Offs:
(1) those who are different from me - not the ones I don't understand - the ones I do but just feel sorry for: losers!
(2) those who introduce me to words whose only conceivable home is in a thesaurus: weirdos!
(3) satire that makes me uncomfortable, confused, angry, or bored: fuckin' satirists!
Who is the Supreme Overlord of the Universe? vanillafox
Pet Peeve(s): Pseudo-existential mediocre intellectualists & people who put too many fucking links in their applications bug the shit out of me.
Interesting and UNIQUE fact about yourself: I'm one fine motherfucker.
Link us to your promotion: =)
How did you hear about us?: A little fuckin' bird told me.
Make us laugh (picture or text): I made a special effort to submit my application today, because I have privately, amongst my friends and also in occasional journals and communities, mentioned this community as being bad. And I feel that that wasn't fair and I should come here and tell you that it's not so much that it's bad, as it's hurting you. But I wanted to come here today and say... Stop, stop hurting yourself. [text] [video]
Are you laughing yet?
More In Depth...
Why are you applying here?
to add me to you because you could benefit from meDo you prefer to ride the pole or poke the hole? Yes.
Which of the pictures that you submitted do you like the best/least and why? Least. (It's cliche but still makes a point.) Best. (It's straight to the point.)
What's your best feature? What's your worst? Best. Worst.
What are your stances on pornography, ebonics, and karaoke? Pornography, Ebonics, Karaoke? Not one of you is the same as the original, but you can be just as good or better. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
If you could be completely immune from one criminal law, which law would it be and why? How would you exercise this extra freedom? I would ask immunity from Louisiana's sodomy ban, because I'm a "queer-mo" who "likes" anal "sex." I would have God-forsaken sex with all mankind.
Assuming you're rejected, will you complain and cry like a little pussy and delete your application? Yes. Absolutely. Nightsembrace-style. No, of course not, I love you guys. What's there to complain about?
If you were allowed a threesome opportunity with any two Stamped Members, who would you choose and why? (please select one male and one female)
staggeredtherum, because you're a douche and I've heard there's nothing finer than homosexual relations with a douchebag.
__shecannotfade, because this is hott. Irreparable invalid markup? Tell me more. Owner must fix manually? Keep going... Raw contents below? Ooooh, fuck yeah!
What two members should be buried in a shallow grave near a pig farm? (again, please choose a male and a female)
spacejunkiex, if you were going for fucktard, you should've gone all out. You lose.
piinkenvy, I've taken shits that were bigger bitches than you. They were smarter and better-looking too.
Pretend you were lucky enough to be accepted and choose any member's application to judge.
meremaiden - ApplicationLet's see... You're intelligent, witty, incredibly observant, astonishingly insightful - great sense of humor, obviously beautiful... You could add so many dimensions to this community, really raise it up from the cess pool it might otherwise become without you. Still, I have an asininely narrow, ignorantly unwaivering, preconceived notion of specifically what it means to be a bitch and what it means to be beautiful. Since you don't - how do I say? - mesh with this accepted standard, I must abide by that standard and give you the no. In the end, I just don't think you belong in this community. I don't think you'd fit in.
Explain to us precisely why you are not an incredibly vacuous, positively ignorant excuse for a human being. (cite specific sources if available) :I, ;), =D
If beautyandbitch gave you $5000, what would you do with it? Fuck giving to this charity or these, or this one, even these. Fuck the Sri Lankans & Indonesians; I'd mail as many of these disaster victims as I could an application to beautyandbitch so I could comment on their appearance and cleverness. On second thought, what the hell, I'm feeling generous; I'll mail a few of these disaster victims an app, because, when all's said and done, there's nothing more fulfilling than putting lesser-thans in their proper place.
Pictures:* Qu'est-ce qui nous attend? Ce n'est pas un livre! C'est moi?
Non, ces sont les élite, salopes.
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*In an attempt to make this application eligible for yes votes, I have linked the first picture to ten of myself.