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[beatssuperpaper]

Ah, the absurd love for those oversized globes of meat. What else to expect of men in puberty.

[The sound of a cup of tea/wine being put down]

Lambda, do not worry. Your chest is fine, even if it is tiny, almost nonexistant and most would find you completely lacking in that department.

What a pointless debate, but ah, if it does allow me to do

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[wizardoftheweek]

... You're not making things any better.

[beatssuperpaper]

True. However, that was not my intention. I am indifferent to the imbroglio.

[wizardoftheweek]

Ah.

[beatssuperpaper]

Men often make such remarks, after all, so it was not particularly noteworthy.

However, it was a good pretext to reassure someone.

[fuelefficient]

I believe cuteness and moe levels are far more important.

This pun would probably work a little better in the actual japanese.

[beatssuperpaper]

Oh, I agree, levels in burning are always very important.

[fuelefficient]

...my apologies but I did not mean that type of moe.

[beatssuperpaper]

Ah. I suppose the other is fine, too. Lambda fits both kinds, after all.

[bustydefense]

I don't think that's helping your cause at all.

[beatssuperpaper]

My cause?

[bustydefense]

Well, I suppose that depends on what it is.

[beatssuperpaper]

Naturally, it was riling her up which, I believe, worked flawlessly.

[tubby_no_jutsu]

Wha--

Why are so many people talking about this?!

[beatssuperpaper]

I suppose because it is a welcome distraction.

[tubby_no_jutsu]

Yeck! That's kind of pervy.

I mean... aren't there other things to be distracted by?

[beatssuperpaper]

Pervy? I believe I did not go into detail on the particular sexual characteristics of my beloved Lambda, aside a short mention of her chest.

And yes, there are, but since currently, nobody is trying to murder me, I need to make do with alternatives.

[funkinmylab]

Gah! I cannot focus with this nonsense over the the line!

Just what's so important about boob size, anyway? Does it contain some sort of secret power pertaining to the art of seduction?

[beatssuperpaper]

It probably is most comparable to sword size. Little men just need big things to compensate.