SIXTEENTH POST /o/

[bearytasty]

Today was spent in a hospital, visiting dear old Manabe.  Watched some daytime TV.  I amazed some folks, Rose awed some folks with her extreme hotness, and it was all fun and games until Pacman decided to make a break for it at the end of the day.  Security sure is tight these days

Comments

[ecconcentrical]

If I fucking ate meat, I'd eat some of your pie.

[yggdrasillove]

IT FUCKING DOES. IT SHOWS HOW US PIRATES ARE FUCKING NUMB TO PAIN, AND WILLIN' TO GO TO BATTLE EVEN AT THE COST OF OUR LIVES. YOU NINJA JUST STAY IN THE SHADOWS WITH YOUR WOMEN'S RAZOR BLADES AND CUT OTHER NINJAS ACROSS THE WRISTS LIKE THE EMO FUCKS YOU ALL ARE!!!

kSDlfkjdsf THAT SCREAMIN' SHIT-MACHINE'S GONNA BE MY SON. OR DAUGHTER. AND YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE YOUR FUCKIN' MAN-BITCH BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS TICKIN', AND YOU JUST WANNA HAVE KIDS YOURSELF!

JKLDSFJKLDSFJLKDSFKLJDS SPEAKING OF WHICH, I BET YOU PISSED OFF SELPHIE A MILLION FUCK TIMES WHILE I'M GONE, HAVEN'T YOU?!

[ecconcentrical]

OH OH OH WTF. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. I CAN FUCKING HANDLE PAIN, FUCKER. OR DID YOU FORGET HOW MANY FUCKING PIERCINGS I FUCKING HAVE. FUCKER. YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL PIRATE. REAL FUCKING PIRATES SAIL THE FUCKING OPEN SEAS, NOT THE FUCKING OPEN DESERT.

ASDFJKLASDKLJ YOU COULDN'T FUCKING BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. I'M STILL FUCKING VIRILE AND WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH KIDS FUCKING TYING ME DOWN AND MAKING ME AN OLD FUCKING MAN BEFORE MY TIME?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING WISH. I HAVEN'T PISSED HER OFF FUCKING ONCE.

[yggdrasillove]

THE PIERCINGS ARE PROBABLY JUST THERE TO MAKE UP FOR A TINY DICK OR SOME OTHER FUCKING INSECURITY. YOU PROBABLY HAVE A THIRD NIPPLE OR SOME SHIT.

AS FOR BEIN' A REAL PIRATE- I'M A PIRATE OF TH' SAND, TH' AIR AND THE SEA. PUT THAT UP TO YOUR ASSHOLE AND SHOVE IT.

KJDSFLKDS KIDS KEEP YOU YOUNG, YOU TWAT. NOT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW. HOW OLD ARE YOU, FIFTY?!

DSKFJLDSFSDF YOU'D BETTER NOT HAVE.

[ecconcentrical]

MY COCK IS FUCKING BIGGER THAN YOURS FUCKER. AND DON'T TRY TO FUCKING ARGUE CAUSE I'VE GOT YOURS RIGHT HERE IN MY LAP. AND I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING THIRD NIPPLE SHITBRAIN.

AND WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SEA FROM HERE? ALL I FUCKING SEE IS SAND, BITCH.

MY FUCKING SENSEI IS FIFTY. I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE TO IT, FUCKER.

I KNOW HOW TO FUCKING TREAT A WOMAN WITH RESPECT, NOT FUCKING CALL HER NAMES AND MAKE FUN OF HER WEIGHT WHEN SHE'S FUCKING PREGNANT.

[yggdrasillove]

PROVE IT. ONCE YOU STOP PLAGUING MY BODY WITH EVIL VEGAN RECIPES, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CONTEST.

IT'S A LITTLE TO THE LEFT, THEN YOU HEAD NORTH A FEW SHARLS BEFORE YOU REACH "OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES" BOULEVARD.

YOU FUCKING LOOK IT!

OI. OI. I ONLY DID THAT TO HER ONCE, AND THAT WAS AFTER SHE THREW A FUCKIN' SAFE AT ME.

[ecconcentrical]

DEFHJDFJ FINE.

WTF IS A SHARL?

I DO FUCKING NOT. I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LOOK CLOSE TO IT. 30'S DOES NOT EQUAL 50'S. FUCK YOU.

FUCKING TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, BITCH-ASS. SHE THROWS A FUCKING SAFE AT YOU AND YOU TAKE IT AND FUCKING LIKE IT AND THEN GO GRUMBLE TO YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT. YOU DON'T FUCKING CALL HER FAT.

[yggdrasillove]

hjDJKSfKJLDSFJKLDS FINE.

UNIT OF MEASUREMENT. LEARN THEM, FUCKER.

I BET THE PIERCINGS ARE JUST SO YOU YOU CAN HOLD YOUR SAGGING SKIN TO YOUR FACE.

I DID IT ONCE, AND I NEVER FUCKIN' DID IT AGAIN, FUCKTARD.

[ecconcentrical]

WTF IS IT USED TO MEASURE?

HAFUCKINGHA. MY SKIN IF FUCKING SMOOTH BITCH. I USE OIL OF OLAY.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'VE NEVER CALLED A WOMAN FAT TO HER FACE.

[bearytasty]

Would you like a T-rex pie when you're normal again?

[yggdrasillove]

I WANT FIVE.

[bearytasty]

How about ten?

[yggdrasillove]

Done.

[bearytasty]

I'LL AVOID THE PEOPLE, YOU AVOID THE MEAT.

I can see it happening already /o/

[ecconcentrical]

SOUNDS FUCKING GREAT.

Yeah. >.>

[bearytasty]

Pffffft, epic fight there, man.