ELEVENTH POST /o/

[bearytasty]

Esme and I went on an epic hunt a few days ago, a little after we got back from that whole handcuffing disaster.  Yes, we brought the strobe lights and a boom box, and yes we had delicious bear blood.

Also.  I kind of captured twenty bears and brought them home to Forks and let them run around.  It was a dare from

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[stonecoldrose]

Should I keep the lasso then?

An oreo.

[stonecoldrose]

If it's between the banjo and the bagpipes, I'll pick the pipes. ♥

Do you do anything without a theme song?

[bearytasty]

You know they turn you on ♥

AH HA HA of course not! A theme song is necessary for just about everything.

[stonecoldrose]

Oh, yes. Whenever I hear them, it's all I can do to keep my clothes on.

Only for you, baby.

[bearytasty]

Trufax right there. STRIPTEASE FOR ME BABY ♥

Only for EVERYONE. You have mental theme songs in my head, too, you know.

[stonecoldrose]

I don't know why your denseness is so attractive.

And what, pray tell, do you hear when I go walking by?

[bearytasty]

It's because I'm so sexy. I know, I know. It's hard to take in sometimes.

...that depends on the mood I'm in. 8|

[stonecoldrose]

You're definitely the prettiest princess, yes.

Tell me. Please~?

[bearytasty]

Second only to you~! ♥

Right now is a celestial choir with heavenly voices~

[stonecoldrose]

Such a smart boy. I wonder if you know any tricks.

How traditional.

[bearytasty]

I do the best tricks in your presence ♥

And now it's "I Want You So Hard" by Eagles of Death Metal, mostly for the chorus. Or maybe just the title.

[stonecoldrose]

And how can I ever reward you?

That's more like it. ♥

[bearytasty]

Oh, you reward me just fine as it is, baby.

I want you so hard~ I want you so good~~~~

[stonecoldrose]

Such a good boy.

You should try out for American Idol. The bagpipe accompaniment is perfect.

[bearytasty]

I try, I try /o/

I'd be the best Idol ever, wouldn't I?

[stonecoldrose]

You succeed.

Simon would be in perpetual awe.