6th voodoo curse

[beardonfire]

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[animalhusbandry]

Why sir, if I'm not mistaken, this sounds like a quest.

[beardonfire]

Indeed it is, my good man! You must be an adventurer!

[animalhusbandry]

That I am! Red Mage Statscowski, Light Warrior and adventurer for hire, at your service! Might I come over and have a look at your ingredient list? I'm quite good at collecting things.

[beardonfire]

Your credentials certainly sound impressive! In that case, see if you can procure one or more of the following: Rum, kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners, sulphuric acid, acetone, red dye no. 2, scumm, axle grease, battery acid, and/or pepperoni.

[toothsnort]

You're a pirate? That's awesome! Like with a pirate ship and everything?

[beardonfire]

Of course! A pirate ship, my own crew, and a lovely lass by my side! Well, I did have those things until very recently.

[toothsnort]

Yeah? What happened? You lose it like in a raid with another pirate? Or did some of your crew hornswaggle you or something?

[beardonfire]

Heavens, no! There was no other pirate that could defeat me! [lies. Rittz was very nearly right on the money.] I came here of course! Even if I had my ship and my crew, there's no sea to sail on here!

Phone of course

[ralschild]

...What is grog? A kind of alcohol?

[beardonfire]

Yes! And only the best kind there is!

[ralschild]

Never heard of it.

[beardonfire]

[GASP]

My dear, I am truly sorry to hear that! Grog is a delight, a delicacy! I assure you that on my honor, I will correct this!

[emperor_cowboy]

... Grog? Sounds contagious.

[beardonfire]

Ah, but that's where you're mistaken, sir! It may have an unfortunate name, but grog is the finest drink ever distilled in all of the Caribbean!

[emperor_cowboy]

Is that so? Well, alright... Consider me curious enough to want to help ya make this drink.

[beardonfire]

Ah! That's the spirit! There's a fair bit of work involved, but it's well-worth the reward! If you can, see if you can find me any of the following: Rum, kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners, sulphuric acid, acetone, red dye no. 2, scumm, axle grease, battery acid, and/or pepperoni!