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beardonfire

1st voodoo curse

May 13, 2011 21:43

( Narration/the second-biggest wall of text I've ever seen )

tableflippingly mad, beard status: not on fire, all the schemes

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strike_you_out May 14 2011, 19:07:03 UTC

[Slugger is in his front yard trying to drive a pipe into the dirt with a baseball bat when he hears something near the mailbox.

At first glance, he mistakes it for a bear and freezes with his bat in his hands. However, it turns out not to be a bear at all, but in fact it's a ...beard? He's never seen this man before so he simply watches.]

beardonfire May 14 2011, 22:31:57 UTC

[The man attached to the giant beard doesn't even notice him, he's busy flipping the little red flag up.

and down.

and up.

and down.]

strike_you_out May 15 2011, 00:03:55 UTC

[Watching. And then venturing closer. He will now demonstrate his obscure sense of "humor"...]

You're the new mailman?

beardonfire May 15 2011, 04:47:41 UTC

[He jumps at the sound of the voice. He's been here half a day and he's already being caught off guard? Getting killed again must have taken more out of him that he thought!]

Aagh! Oh! [clears throat] Well, hello there, young man! Why yes, I am in fact a male! Which would also make me a man, of course!

[Have a dopey grin for added effect.]

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Action myblimpisbigger May 15 2011, 01:42:25 UTC

[Hey, LeChuck. Have another very large man who doesn't have a huge beard but does have ridiculous fluffy hair just. Standing there. Raising his eyebrow at you.

Because really.]

Action beardonfire May 15 2011, 05:28:56 UTC

[Oh hi, Klaus, don't mind this complete stranger who is certainly not watching you out of the corner of his eye while rummaging through your mail, seemingly disappointed that none of these pieces of paper were anything remotely useful. After a few seconds of futile flipping, he finally acknowledges the other guy.]

You there! Perhaps you'd be willing to assist me! I'm new to this, er, settlement, and I am looking for a means to acquire a ship!

Action myblimpisbigger May 15 2011, 20:25:16 UTC

[It's kind of amazing that he figured out how to work the little red flippy thing and the mailbox door. Gold star for LeChuck.]

A water-bound ship, or an airship?

[LET THE CONFUSION BEGIN.]

Action beardonfire May 16 2011, 00:51:22 UTC

Why, a sea-faring vessel of course! I don't know these "airships" you speak of, but they sound preposterous to me!

[Here's hoping he can goad you into explaining airships because HE MUST KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM THEY SOUND WONDERFUL.]