Yeah man I will! Twelve hours non stop eating! Beat that! No...wait...nevermind...don't beat that...because you'll be sick to your stomach the very next day and the day after that... I still have all the tummy ache...and I'm bloated...I swear...my tummy looks like it's three months pregnant...'cuz I'm bloated.....like a meatball kind of bloated...ooo meatballs...I wonder if we still have those....hmmm....I'll go check...TOODLES *scampers off*
Twelve hour of eating...plus ten hours of sitting on the couch clutching my stomach and its bloatedness...I swear...I belonged in one of those handicap chairs for the obese after I was done.....Not a pretty sight...but all worth it...*nods head* defnintely...I'm actually still trying to nurse myself........ugh....
Yeah so my mama opened up a bottle of Chardonnay..I mean...tea...yes....tea... Sat. night...you know...new year's eve and all... but then come sunday night....nothing! I know! Nothing! And I'm all "Mama...where's the alcohol in tonite's celebration?" ALl innocently and all you know...and she's all "what's that have anything to do with you?" And I was all uhh...."nothing?" so yeah...hmph...I see how it is...and Mi papa has a bottle of Blackberry flavored Zinfadel in the pantry..which looks good...but shhhhhhh! ;)
Hai, Hai! I know, huh? Mandarin is so much easier to type... Same to you too!!!!! HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! Yeah it's a definite yay for food...what did you do to celebrate?
Ahem...if you want to make fun of my eyes..then the least you can do is this: -.-...see? No eyes! HAH! My asian face is better than yours! Yes! Tis the year of the dog! WOOF WOOF! Yeah! You get it! Smart Azine...yes you are...yes you are!!!!!
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Happy Chinese new year!
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Hhehehheheh
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