You know this bit from the Office?:
Gareth: Why would a murderer write his name on a murder weapon?
Tim: To-o-o... stop people from borrowing it?
Yeah, I want those lines co-opted in to a Sherlock fic, stat. This cannot happen fast enough.
ETA:
Um, also, a Sherlock/John version of this scene. Just because. (I'll put your pound in, shall I?)
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