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[beansidhe_baby]

Fandom: Sherlock
Title: Bedside manners
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 900 approx
Summary: Sherlock gets turned off by swearing during sex. John tries really, really hard not to curse up a storm. Written for this prompt at sherlockbbc_ficWarnings: John's filthy internal monologue, but that's about it

Comments

[she_burns1]

Hee! I actually think this is pretty cute - you wrote this on very little sleep? Really? Doesn't seem like it. Good on you for doing something I can't - if I'd written this on very little sleep it'd probably look something like this:

Sh;elock kised JOhn on the mouths

Or something like that. You are muy talented! OH SUGAR! :D

[beansidhe_baby]

Yep, up for 48 hours when I wrote this. I wish I could blame it on a murder in Covent Gardens or something (Oh, hello plot bunny, Sherlock writes fanfic to unwind? Thank you for telling me) but I'm just mental.

Thank you!

[mandybling]

Whooooo shiii... That was hawt!

[beansidhe_baby]

Danke ;)

[beansidhe_baby]

True love, right? Thank you :D

[timberwolfoz]

*giggles helplessly*

I can see this! Or the alternative, that Sherlock swears like a drunken sailor when doing the horizontal tango.

John, meanwhile, is army. Of course he'd swear. ;)

[beansidhe_baby]

Lol, yes. In different accents to stay in practice, so it's not a total waste of time. Geordie, Scouse, Safff Lahndon.

John is a militry man played by Martin Freeman. Hell yes he swears in bed. ;)

[timberwolfoz]

*laughs* I can just imagine Sherlock suddenly sounding all chavvy -- when he looks like something out of a GQ spread, natch -- and John's initial reaction being something like O.O .

Of course he would. To Sherlock's initial consternation.

"Oh, buggering fuck."

"That's practically a tautology. And we're doing neither at the moment."

"Sherlock, if you're going to be wordy in bed, put it to good use."

Whereupon Sherlock demonstrates that while John can swear like the soldier that he is, Sherlock has an epically filthy mouth when he puts his mind to it.

[beansidhe_baby]

I bet he recites chemical formulae of untraceable poisons to hold back when he's about to come, lol.

[thecatinthetree]

Hah!
I very much like this.
Very very much.

[beansidhe_baby]

Thank you!