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[beanie_everyday]

Does anyone know how to fix a toaster with...stuff all jammed in it? Stuff being hamburger meat. We thought it would work, now the whole damn kitchen stinks.

Which is my fault, apparently.

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[fulltimebitch]

A toaster is some Muggle thing, right?

[beanie_everyday]

Yeah, it toasts bread.

[fulltimebitch]

Only bread? Muggles are so inefficient.

Wait, so why did you put meat in it, then?

[beanie_everyday]

Because hamburgers are shaped...kind of like that? And I broke the grill.

[dyadiic]

you wanted toa2ted hamburger meat.

ii2 thii2 2ome 2hiitty magiical toa2ter we're talkiing about, or diid you 2omehow manage two fiind a workiing power 2ocket here.

[beanie_everyday]

I'm at home, it's just a regular toaster.

[dyadiic]

fiigure2.

diid you not read the iin2tructiion2 that came wiith iit. the grea2e from the meat probably cau2ed the niichrome wiire2 two catch fiire.

chance2 are your toa2ter'2 ruiined.

[beanie_everyday]

How do you do burgers with no toaster and no grill?

[lovelycassie]

Oh wow, Sid. Are things alright?

[beanie_everyday]

Hm? Yeah, totally fine. Just need a new way to make burgers.

[lovelycassie]

Could you try, maybe, cooking them? With a stove?

[beanie_everyday]

If I mess up the stove, we're done for.

[beanie_everyday]

We managed to pick the meat out already. I think something short-circuited in there.

[beanie_everyday]

We tried, now the toaster's bubbly.

[wrestlingwitch]

What made you think that was a good idea?

[beanie_everyday]

We had a Foreman grill, but it's broken. The slots are kind of patty-shaped, yeah?

[wrestlingwitch]

[inkblots] Not really.

Why didn't you just put them on a pan and stick them in the oven? Or grill them on top of the oven?

[beanie_everyday]

A little bit.

I don't know, I wasn't thinking too much about it, it's just burgers.