At least I checked a few things off my to-do list

[beandelphiki]

Guess who ELSE was sick when I went to work yesterday? The Boss's Daughter! So we all got treated to another installment of the B.D. Show. Little princess she is, and totally convinced she's a tough act

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[siegeengine]

I've always wanted to try a bidet. I think because it sounds so messy, but people use them all over the world, so they really can't be that messy. There must be some trick to it that stops water from spraying all over the place and getting your clothes wet and your shoes, and getting all over the floor, and ricocheting off of your backside and spraying the walls. I just can't imagine how they work.

anyway... that's why I've wanted to try one.

not actually germane, now that I think about it.

Oh! you didn't mention if they have auto paper towels. I kind of enjoy those.

[beandelphiki]

I had to look that up - honestly, I had no idea what a bidet was. Now that I do...I think my grandmother's old house in Regina had one of those. Nobody used it though, and they all giggled over its function. Their cat Muffin apparently loved to sleep in it when he was alive.

I'd feel really strange attempting to use one, I think.

Oh, and no - no Autotowel. (Not yet, anyway?) But in the stalls, the toilet paper is all dispensed in individual little sheets. Which, it turns out, is MUCH easier to make a huge mess with than the rolls. Whodathunk? I'm sure they were chosen on the basis of the idea that individual sheets would be much simpler to use; but in actual fact, everyone ends up pulling out way more sheets than necessary (something to do with the way they're overstacked in the dispenser), so the floor is constantly covered in toilet paper.

...The best brains on the planet Earth, and this is what we come up with, really.