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[beam_me]

[Apologies for the Kari spam. I finally have a few free days and I'm bustin' on the scene headfirst! Inara's post will be popping up tomorrow.

Meet Keenser. He was Scotty's little buddy when he was stationed (ABANDONED. OH GOD, SO ABANDONED.) on Delta Vega. Scotty has sisters and such that would probably be more appropriate, but I'd hate to fuck

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[always_thewoman]

Green is a good color for you, Scotty.

[beam_me]

...who?

[beam_me]

...are you, I mean! Bloody-- this... this whole mess has me a bit confused!

[always_thewoman]

Understandably. It is most disconcerting. Who's the little trollish person, by the by?

... It's Irene.

[failedcreator]

Good lord! What kind of demon are you?

[beam_me]

...demon? Not a demon at all, lad!

[failedcreator]

To speak like a man, and yet not be a creature of the earth! Who created you, foul being?

[beam_me]

Foul? Ah, come now, Keenser might not be a looker, but he's got a lot t'offer! ...sort of. Small portion that he is, but I'm sure he could make some little two-footer a happy bird!

[pointedly text. OH SO pointedly text]

[mightymorbid]

Let me guess: the lovely wife?

[ALSO TEXT]

[beam_me]

Let me guess: Aladdin?

[TEXT]

[mightymorbid]

Ohh, good guess. No prize for guessing wrong, though. Alas.

[TEXT]

[beam_me]

This next guess might be a little rough, laddie. Brace yourself!

[empirical_data]

...Montgomery... Scott? [Data is so confused by all of this. It's been a big day.]

[tadwizard]

You're kinda cute, actually.