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[beam_me]

Seems everyone's holdin' it together rather well, aye? Sound off if yeh don't think y'can take it anymore and we'll find yeh a medical professional t'talk to! On the Enterprise we always had a solid team t'help with mental inconsistency. Not that I ever had trouble with that sorta thing m'self. Simple man, simple problems

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FINALLY I HAVE A CHARACTER WHO WILL BE NICE TO SCOTTY

[grand_lotus]

Very well, thank you! And how are you, sir?

HEY BUDDY!

[beam_me]

Doin' just keen, sir! An' who would you be?

[grand_lotus]

Ah, my apologies - my name is Iroh. I arrived just about a week ago - the Barge is an eventful place, is it not?

[beam_me]

No apology necessary. I've enough of those collectin' dust in the back o' my cabin and am not necessarily feelin' the need t'add more! You're safe, sir!

I saw that y'boarded just a bit ago; a pleasant bloke if I do say so meself. Lots of events, absolutely. It can be a bit much if you're not accustomed to copious amounts of action. D'you enjoy action, mate?

Private

[lt_n_uhura]

Honestly...I need a drink.

Private

[beam_me]

Not t'cause a scandal, lieutenant, but I've got a preeeeeeeetty hefty stockpile over here!

Private

[lt_n_uhura]

I'm not going to ask why. I'm afraid of the answer. Are you willing to share?

Private - Spam/Log/Assume? :]

[beam_me]

You should be afraid. Terrified, even!

Absolutely willin' t'drink it dry if you're comin' over!

[bubble_mobile]

I am not fictional, for one thing. Don't believe what anyone tells you.

[beam_me]

Got it! An' who might you be, lassie?

[bubble_mobile]

Glinda.

Alive and not fictional.

[beam_me]

Oh, lovely! Didn't think yeh were, lass! Some say I'm fictional too, but as long as I'm here, don't suppose I'll be entertainin' those thoughts, yanne? Don't let 'em getcha down.

[Private]

[mightymorbid]

Don't patronize me. What do you want?

[Private]

[beam_me]

Now why do y'have t'go an' make everythin' negative, lad? It's not patronizing y'silly goose. I really was genuinely tickled about the whole thing!

Y'keep a food log with one of the wardens in the kitchen, y'get t'keep access to the CES. What d'you think?

[Private]

[mightymorbid]

I think that's completely ridiculous, and I'm not pandering to a group of people that includes the gorilla that beat me to a pulp during the last flood. Think of something else.

[Private]

[beam_me]

I said warden, mate. Paddy wouldn't have a thing t'do with it. Just one person in the kitchen if he'll oblige. Rube.

[gutsofaguppy]

It does seem.. weird, that a ship all about making people better doesn't have like, a trained team of psychiatrists.

[beam_me]

Right? RIGHT? Yeh'd think the Admiral'd be keen t'put a few doctors who specialized in especially mental people as we're all a bit crazy t'have ended up here.

[gutsofaguppy]

[laughs] Yeah, it definitely seems that way.

[beam_me]

We tried t'give you a good first impression, lad, y'know, take y'out t'dinner and show yeh a good time, but we can't help the way we are! We just can't!