when you have an "I hate my job" kind of day....

[beaconstreet]

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Comments

"I don't want to go home! Take me to Astro's grave!" -Elroy Jetson from "Family Guy"

[silentreaper]

OMG!!! That is sick!! I don't know where there ass has been!! Eeewww! Thanks for the heads up.

[rapebycows]

Wow.