im sick of being a nice person, everytime i do something nice for someone, it never works out in the end for me. im not looking for something good to happen to me but it would be nice ( Read more... )

summers in the air, and we all know what that means by now: i need a girlfriend ( Read more... )

so here i am living in my own place in brighton with my brother, i looked for a job for about a month and then finally applied to a tapas restaurant, lying to the manager telling them that ive had experiance in the field. was that biggest mistake ever? i dont know ( Read more... )

1. Never trust a cop in a rain coat ( Read more... )

i was sitting on the couch at the the grind, and a woman came up to me to ask me something, she started out by saying "you look like a genius..." and i thought to myself i dont look like a genius, if anything i look like a recovering mescaline addict ( Read more... )

i had a dream last night that i had the power to turn into a translucent manatee whose hands and tail could glow
im not sure if i could breathe under water or not, but it was called a Karmassachusetts

i signed the lease on my new apartment yesterday, so as soon as april first rolls around that apartment is mine

im tired ( Read more... )

people need to stop dying
now would be nice
maybe we could go at least six months

my house smells like alcohol and puke
i have madd cleaning to do
i woke up this morning feeling like death
im going to take a break from alky for a well

fuck this shit, i should have given up a long time ago ( Read more... )